Lindsay Lohan in Interview Magazine of the Day
Lesbian Lohan is in the February issue of Interview Magazine. I am sure I could come up with something clever to say about these pictures, but I’ve decided to try to masturbate to them instead. I figure she needs a little dick, and if I can manage to work this limp dick into something functional is probably a great compliment to any girl. It’s actually on the same level of those miracles you see at evangelical churches, you know where the bitch on crutches walks after a preacher speaks in tongues and convulses for them like he’s channeling some kind of holy energy….I blame drinking.
Update….
I didn’t manage to finish the job, in fact, I hardly started. I sat with my pants around my ankles, my limp flesh in hand and nothing. I had to stop, I felt my neighbors’ eyes judging me because I don’t have blinds…but I figured why not share the pics with you….since that’s pretty much what I do every fucking day.
BONUS – Here’s a video of her shopping at Burberry alone and I think one of the Paparazzi calls her a bitch before asking her how the single life is treating her, even though her and Ronson are still rubbin’ cunts…..
January 8th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Oh, my fucking god, she is so hot. I was easily able to rub one out to those.
I would be willing to catch a disease from this cunt, as long as it was treatable.
January 8th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
donavan argues that amy winehouse is way more attractive.and he believes she shows her breasticles way more.donavan melts over her pictures
January 8th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
i love you guys!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
^^^sucks at spelling
January 9th, 2009 at 12:33 am
^^^sucks at life
January 9th, 2009 at 1:17 am
^^^^sucks cocks
January 9th, 2009 at 1:33 am
poor little Linds needs a job & “The Wizard of Oz” isn’t casting for the Scarecrow part & she can’t sing Over the Rainbow” either so the Dorothy part won’t be offered if it is ever done again & by then Linds Scarecrow will be dead O.D.>>>>bye bye Linds & she can’t sing either>> guess she & Samro will need to stay together so Linds can run out of dope $$$ & Samro can be her supplier….I’m bored with her ZZZZZzzzzzzz
January 9th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I know I didn’t spell my *name* right you fucken amateurs. You bitches probably can’t even suck dick proper.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
anonimus that made me laugh.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
^^^laughs easily.