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Mischa Barton in a Bikini in Goa of the Day

Sloppy Mischa Barton was in Goa for her Christmas vacation. All I know about Goa is that in the 90s, there was a group of hippie ravers in fur pants who used to get high and massage each other listening to Goa trance. Their dreams beyond being at one with the music and dancing in a sweaty disgusting mess into the afternoon, was to go to Goa for these crazy hippie parties on the beach under the moon, well it looks like Mischa Barton is living their dream, while they are being treated for anxiety issues that comes from too much ecstasy use 10 years after the fact….

I pulled this from her blog:

Here are some photos from my Christmas vacation in Goa.  The ocean there was so beautiful and warm I didn’t want to get out.  I would swim all day, ate mostly a vegetarian diet and bought some beautiful things from the vendors I bargained with — jewelry, saris, you name it.

I am pretty sure that this wasn’t written by Mischa Barton, but whoever wrote it is just as fucking boring as her, so I guess that means they are doing a good job. I feel like I am reading a sixth grade summer vacation re-cap assignment, like I do sometimes and I am pretty offended bitch didn’t pay retail for the jewelry, saris you name it. You know she can afford to pay the US dollar to feed the vendor’s family for a fucking week in exchange for their fucking smut they are peddling, but bitch had to jew out and negotiate. That offends me. But surprisingly, she was well received, probably because her ass looks like Sag Paneer .

Too bad she wasn’t in Mumbai a couple weeks ago, if you know what I mean. Here are her photoshop retouched bikini pics she released for attention….Nice head piece, looks like you’re really embracing the culture, you fucking cunt.

10 Responses to “Mischa Barton in a Bikini in Goa of the Day”

  1. Jon Says:

    “You know she can afford to pay the US dollar to feed the vendor’s family for a fucking week in exchange for their fucking smut they are peddling, but bitch had to jew out and negotiate.”

    Will you just admit you don’t like jews already. Its so obvious and every time you get called out on it, you always give some cop out like, “I’m an equal opportunity offender” (obviously said much less eloquently) but its complete bullshit.

    The one thing you have going for you is that you have people fooled into thinking that even though you don’t have much, you are intellectually honest. That is a crock of shit, why don’t you just man up and say how you really feel.

  2. anonimus Says:

    i’d do her

  3. marshall Says:

    So what…continue the damn pictures~~!!

  4. Jizzay Says:

    ^^^currently thinks he has a chance with a crackhead that lives two blocks down.

  5. n2tattoos Says:

    ^^^^had crackhead that lives two blocks down.

  6. donavan Says:

    donavan does not care what anyone thinks. he thinks this chick is really hott because she is a stoner.he can feel cum squirting out of his cock

  7. edna calkins rice Says:

    bastardfactory.com

  8. Jizzay Says:

    Jizzay thinks Donavan is insecure about himself, that is the reason he refers to himself in the third person.

  9. Dirty Vicar Says:

    “Jew out?” Are you kidding me?

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