Lady Gaga Performs on Leno in her Pantyhose of the Day
Lady Gaga performed her Let’s Dance song on Leno, and being the modern artist she pretends to be, something a local stripper used to tell me she was every time I grabbed her tits for 10 dollars a song, she decided to wear a pair of pantyhose over a black/dark colored lacy thong. Well besides it reminding me of my mom getting ready to go to to a big meeting back in the 80s, I thought it was a pretty bold move. Not because it was daring and the censor’s probably should have cut it, but because she showed her world her big ol’ ass, something most girls try to hide.
Maybe she’s pulling the whole giving the audience everything angle, like that she’s opened her soul to us and invited us into her bedroom looking like my grandmother getting ready for church on a Sunday Morning in her skin toned pantyhose, maybe she’s trying to appeal to pantyhose fetishist, maybe she spilled something her her skirt that she was supposed to wear over her hose and got inspired thinking it was a sign from god, maybe it doesn’t matter why or how this happened and what matters is that she doesn’t take her own advice and just Dance, because if she danced a little more she’d probably be a whole lot better to jerk off to and whole lot less black guys would be swooning over her, because in case you didn’t know girls, black dudes swooning over you is a sure sign you gotta go on a diet because Black dudes love meaty bitches and by meaty I mean fat.
Either way, watch the video, take it in and count the days before Aguilera incorporates this into her act. Only to switch it up, she plans on showing off her pregnancy bulge from her loose cunt. True story.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
This bitch tries to hard to be/sound like Christina Agulera (however it’s spelt).
January 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Jizzay suck my fucking dick you ugly bitch.
ANONYMOUS WOW
January 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Not too sure about the outfit, but the dance moves are hot! And of course, I love that song.
January 9th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Can’t anyone perform without a bunch of dancers on stage with them anymore?
January 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Big points for the outfit and forgetting the bottom part to show off that big ol ass@! One word for her, choreographer!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
i agree. shes a lame version of aguilera without all of the clown makeup.
January 10th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
YES! Can’t wait for others to wear the same outfit!!
January 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
WOW! that is 1 ugly bitch! and untalented too GZUS! our Society sucks when this is being passed off as entertainment
January 12th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
She sucks major ass. She is painful to watch OR listen to.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
fast fwd to 2011 and she is going to be better known as… “uhm… who?”
or maybe she’ll still be whoring this crappy 2 good song album in it’s 5th Deluxe DVD edition by then, this after supporting U2 of course.
it’s this year’s bs
January 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Actually, she is very talented. She has agreat voice and she writes all of her own songs.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I know this is a blog and we are not supposed to be sensitive.. and you are entitled to say what u like.. and you’ll probaby come back with some disrespectful witty comeback or not respond at all..Buti must comment that I agree that lady gag sucks and her outfit is wack.. but the comment about “black dudes swooning over you is a sure sign you gotta go on a diet because Black dudes love meaty bitches and by meaty I mean fat.”
you could have kept that one it wasn’t even funny..I know offensive things are usually funny..but that one was trying to hard..
thanks!
Have a good one..
January 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
SHe has a really good voice. She usually wears hotpants that look like underwear, maybe they told her she couldn’t wear them so she put the pantyhose over them. Her body looks much better without the pantyhose.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
She’s hardly fat but I don’t care for her.
Oh, and to the Drunken Douchebag (lol), you know you need to check in at the hospital when white men are drooling over you. You know, because they like skeletor bitches with fake tits and blonde hair.
Yeah, you sounded just as ridiculous with your generalization.
January 12th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
First she’s not trying to be anything like christina aguilera. If anything she’s trying to be like gaga.. She’s amazingly talented and can care less of what ppl think about her.
January 12th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
grace jones on you motherfuckas, eat that
January 12th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Way to go on bringing racism AND sexism into the same lame comment. Completely unfunny, totally racist, and absolutely sexist.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Drunken Stepfather, you are a dickless wonder. Racism and sexism isn’t a sexy look. Put the dick back in your mouth you punk bitch. I’ll never click on this bitch site again.
January 13th, 2009 at 12:49 am
She writes her own music, does her own moves, has studied music since she was barely walking and plays the piano. People keep calling her talentless but I think she is good at what she does. Only two songs from her Album have been released as singles, but like what often happens with American music labels, she will spread out the singles from her album over a one or two year span. ‘The Fame,’ ‘Paparazzi,’ and eight others still haven’t made their way onto the radio. But they will.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I was amused by the racist generalization, but only because it’s true. Most black guys do like big asses. And if you don’t like this guy being sexist or racist just quit reading the article. Click on something else. Don’t comment because nobody cares what you think.