Brooke Hogan and Her Fake Tits Go Shopping With Her Entourage of the Day
Keeping with her Tampa classy roots, you know from being the budget destination of Florida, Brooke Hogan brought her retarded fake tits, fake hair and broad shoulders out shopping. I hear after this they made their way to the local gas station to grab some twinkies and diet coke for lunch and then went on to chain smoke while reminiscing about the glory days working the gate a Busch Gardens while getting their bangs styled into a claw. Sure, I’ve never been to Tampa, but it reminds me of the local poor French trash and that’s pretty much what they do, only instead of talking about working at Busch Gardens, they talk about being on Welfare while playing Bingo, and instead of drinking Diet Coke they go for the no name brand’s hard stuff, but their daughters looks like Brooke Hogan, only a little more haggard and emaciated from chain smoking at the age of 10. They also take it up the ass on the first date and don’t mind if you put them on the internet….where as Brooke Hogan’s a little more conservative (read: boring) for that. She’s like a free hooker with a broken vagina.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
What do you call a tranny who gets breast implants?
Yep. Brooke Hogan!
January 15th, 2009 at 3:33 am
i’m pretty sure her boobs are real. shes disgusting though.
January 15th, 2009 at 9:15 am
where did you say these skanky girls who take it in the ass on the first date are?
January 15th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
can’t blame her for being who she is when she grew up in a fucking dysfunctional environment…with that said im pretty sure hulk fucks her every now and then
January 16th, 2009 at 1:57 am
who cares, i’ll bone her cuz im fucking drunk bitch