Lady Gaga Forgot Her Pants Cuz She’s a Lil’ Baby….of the Day
Lady Gaga was out without pants again. I guess it’s her new fashion statement or some shit because of all the hype she got from her stunt on Leno. Maybe she’s been doing this all along and I just didn’t notice because I don’t usually keep on top of Lady Gaga clothing choices since I find her ugly, or only started to bother recently because I have no fucking standards and her ass is pretty fat making it worth making fun of, or jerking off to, depending on your taste.
I met a girl with a crazy body at the bus station the other day. We didn’t actually meet, but her ass was ridiculous in a pair of spandex pants and white gogo boots. It was pretty clear that whatever it was that she did in life, it involved stripping and that she was probably in town to make some more money than she used to in her small town where she’s from. You know, a stripper with a hustle in her step and a crazy fucking body in her spandex. The problem was that like Lady Gaga her face looked like it was mutilated by an angry exboyfriend with a shovel, and despite that not mattering all too much in my enjoyment, I knew it would make all the difference in her attempt to climb the porn industry bed post. I knew that she was going to be the bottom feeder, underpaid and doing the dirtiest fucking scenes possible and I almost felt bad for her, until reminding myself that I should never feel bad for sluts, and should get in line to take advantage of them.
Either way, here’s Lady Gaga with no pants.
January 15th, 2009 at 11:01 am
what’s with the super large clitoris in pic #6? it’s like a small penis
January 15th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
way to admit you’re staring at her junk.
January 15th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
attention whore
January 16th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Hulk Hogans beauty treatments make him look 10yrs younger.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:49 am
That’s cause “she’s” a dude. Can you say Tranny?
January 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
dude.. you guys all have some serious fuckin issues, kinda feel sad for you. Lady GaGa is fine as hell.. Even if she’s not perfect she’s about 100x hawter than all of you for sure, or else you wouldn’t waste your time criticizing how other people look.
January 17th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Who the fuck wears shades at night????????? He’s/she’s got a baby cock as well. I think the more appropriate name would be hermaphrodite gaga.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:29 am
She’s from the Upper East Side.
March 19th, 2010 at 7:24 am
I go through gossips everywhere, that very little in Drag queen Gaga is original and that she is a copycat
I still adore Lady Gaga coZ she is awesome!
May 8th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
“WOOD LUV 2 ‘B’ THERE SO I COULD REMIND HER!!!
May 8th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
>:-D
May 8th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
<:-D"ENERGIZE" "WRAPDRIVE" "ENGAGE" "1G.C. UKP" "MY GA+GA"!!!