Paris Hilton is Offensive of the Day
Paris Hilton makes me sick. These pictures of her in her pink Bentley I’ve written about before and it pretty much represents everything I hate about her. She is a tacky bitch who tries to fill the void that is everything about her by buying expensive things that mean absolutely nothing to her because she’s never had to work for anything in her life. She’s taken a nice car and ruined it, like she has to so many things, from teenage girls to Benji Madden not that he was ever a nice thing, but you know what I mean, because she’s a fucking devil. She’s fucking trash, she’s fucking tacky and when people are losing their houses, and so much bad is happening in the world that she could step out of her little princess life and actually do something to help, this kind of behavior is insulting. Let’s hope she drives that shit off a fucking ravine.
January 15th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
I still can’t quite fathom why people think she’s hot. She’s attractive and well manicured.
But I keep coming back to the fact that she’s not even very interesting. Even when she does porno she’s boring.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
to be fair that car is pretty garish and terrible to begin with. when these bitches start painting arnage’s pink it’ll be noteworthy. also, thank god idiots like this and all of these fucking rappers drive bentleys so as to not ruin aston martin.
January 16th, 2009 at 12:35 am
A serious post! wow
January 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Paris and that car should both be left stripped and on fire on a country road.
January 16th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Forgive me if I’m wrong, but what I believe you MEANT to say is: “Let’s hope she drives that shit INTO a fucking ravine…”
But the sentiment is the same: we all hope she dies.
January 16th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Paris Hilton is hot ya’ll: Every social scene needs a typhoid Mary succubus.
January 18th, 2009 at 12:41 am
haha! Great fn post… Yeah something about her is seriously foul… And its so annoying/disheartening how much attention people give her.. then again, people are fucking retarded and soulless so i guess it kind of makes sense!