If you’ve wondered how Brooke Hogan keeps the figure she inherited from her father, this isn’t you’re answer. I am going to assume she rollerblades for transportation after her brother’s horrific accident made her scared of cars, because that shit is supposed to be cardio and cardio goes against staying a fucking monster of a girl. She reminds me of those dudes you know aren’t straight who rollerblade along the boardwalk in their bike shorts and nothing else in hopes of seducing men, because anyone who slips a pair of these bad boys on is clearly pussy whipped or a homo. This post is a waste of time, I probably should have warned you before you got this far, assuming you got this far, which we all know is serious wishful thinking. The same wishful thinking Brooke has when it comes to fitting into her thin fit jeans.

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3 Responses to “Brooke Hogan Goes Rollerblading of the Day”

1. Shaun Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

   She is one ugly cow.

2. Bob Smith Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

   Oh I disagree. Brooke is pretty hot, for a guy.

3. fifi Says:
   January 21st, 2009 at 4:53 am

   She looks healthy and toned.

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