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Lily Allen’s Stupid Hat and Ass Crack of the Day

Lily Allen was out showing her ass crack in her stupid hat and I can only assume it’s got to do with having a broken vagina. You know, like the virgin I used to hang with who would still suck dick and get with dudes, but her vagina was off limits, only Lily Allen’s no virgin, she just has anxiety about getting a dick near her after what happened last year. She sees cock as a weapon that destroys hopes and dreams by planting it’s seed and ripping it out from under your fingers when sitting on a toilet or on the hospital bed with a vacuum up your box because the pregnancy came at an inopportune time.

4 Responses to “Lily Allen’s Stupid Hat and Ass Crack of the Day”

  1. M.Bibby Says:

    I’d hit that

  2. Amber Taylor Says:

    aww man, i was hoping you would say something about her miscarried fetus & barren womb.
    at least mention her cankles!

    but i guess it’s good to always keep us guessing…

  3. Declan Says:

    HA,HA, SHE’S ON CRACK…., GEDDIT…!!!

  4. Cooper Butt Says:

    I agree with the above comment, double. Btta5200

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