Lily Allen was out showing her ass crack in her stupid hat and I can only assume it’s got to do with having a broken vagina. You know, like the virgin I used to hang with who would still suck dick and get with dudes, but her vagina was off limits, only Lily Allen’s no virgin, she just has anxiety about getting a dick near her after what happened last year. She sees cock as a weapon that destroys hopes and dreams by planting it’s seed and ripping it out from under your fingers when sitting on a toilet or on the hospital bed with a vacuum up your box because the pregnancy came at an inopportune time.

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4 Responses to “Lily Allen’s Stupid Hat and Ass Crack of the Day”

1. M.Bibby Says:
   January 21st, 2009 at 12:04 am

   I’d hit that

2. Amber Taylor Says:
   January 21st, 2009 at 10:55 am

   aww man, i was hoping you would say something about her miscarried fetus & barren womb.
   at least mention her cankles!

   but i guess it’s good to always keep us guessing…

3. Declan Says:
   February 20th, 2009 at 1:04 am

   HA,HA, SHE’S ON CRACK…., GEDDIT…!!!

4. Cooper Butt Says:
   April 1st, 2009 at 4:53 am

   I agree with the above comment, double. Btta5200

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