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Lindsay Lohan’s Pretty Skinny, but Still a Huge Cunt of the Day

My new enemy Lindsay Lohan went shopping to try to remind herself that despite being pretty irrelevant, she’s still got enough money to buy herself anything she wants, so life isn’t all that bad, despite knowing that it is, and she’s lookin’ pretty skinny.

Maybe it’s because she’s back on fucking drugs, but we all know she never stopped taking the drugs. She’s just an unstable bitch who everyone hates, but can’t manage to escape because she hasn’t Heath Ledgered herself, but I am sure she will do us that favor soon enough. She just needs a couple more rejections, failures and episodes. At least we have something to look forward to.

Or maybe she’s so skinny because she’s on an all fish diet. Yes, it is bad joke Monday everyday of the week here at drunkenstepfather.com, because I don’t discriminate against days, I just discriminate against people.

7 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Pretty Skinny, but Still a Huge Cunt of the Day”

  1. Frothy Afterbirth Says:

    Tah I get it ,a fish diet. It’s been what a year since the last time she’s gotten beef protein?

  2. Me Says:

    what the FUCK. That’s disgustingly skinny. No wonder she went lesbo, even asian cock would break her in half

  3. Liz Says:

    anorexic and still annoying i see

  4. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD Says:

    This dumb skeezer, Linseed, is a complete headcase, and yes, a bitch. She was a patient of mine for about 5 months, during which time she revealed a lot of what most people already know: she’s a chronic cocaine abuser, she has a pitiful self-image and basically hates herself, she is convinced, and actually hopes, that she will die before reaching 30, and the whole phony lezbo love thing is just an act for the media. She loves cock. Anyway, she eventually skipped out without paying me over $8000 for psychological counseling, so I have no problem publicly revealing items from her file. Those of you who think she is an uneducated, feeble-minded moron…..you’re correct.

  5. 1001001 Says:

    You obviously aren’t a doctor, because:
    1. A real doc wouldn’t actually post their name, ‘Dr. —-’
    2. If that was in fact your real name, and some how Lindsey read this, she could sue your ass for breach of confidentiality and you would be fired.
    3. I work with doctors, they sure as hell don’t talk like you.

  6. Bob Smith Says:

    My god, is she wearing a diaper in these pics?

    And what’s up with those legs? Lindsay, there’s this thing out called “exercise”, you might try it in between all the coke-whoring you do on weeknight and weekends.

  7. 101 Says:

    Shit thats scary, I’d still like to play with those puppies!!!

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