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2009

28

Jan

Zelda Williams is the Celebrity Lesbian of the Day

It was pretty obvious that this goth whore was a lesbian back when she ignored my seductive messages on the internet. It was even more obvious last week when she wore her sterotypical lesbian flannel shirt out to get face moisturizer because she wasn’t getting loads on her face to do the moisturizing for her, but now it’s official, this bitch no one cares about, Robin William’s daughter, is a fucking dyke. When asked about Valentine’s Day, a riveting question by the paparazzi because it’s so time sensitive, she turns to the vagina she calls home and asked if they had plans.

You’d be a pussy eater if your dad was Robin Williams and you were a chick, I mean I know he turns me off of mankind in general, so I can’t imagine what that would do to a bitch who was forced to live with him all her life….you know seeing him walk around naked doing his stupid over-the-top performances and dealing with him coming off coke…shit’s a hole other level of child abuse that probably has the same affect as rape on a girl…or maybe she’s just doing the lesbian thing because she’s intense and trying to find her own identity and break free from the life her dad’s created for his family, which is most likely the fucking case. Rich girls are all fucked up.

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