Lady Gaga is So Fucking Ugly She Can’t Be Human of the Day
I guess we shouldn’t hate Lady Gaga, considering the reason Lady Gaga wears sunglasses is because she’s heinous (H’anus) and she knows it.
She’s on this cover this dodgy mutant weird lookin’face as much as she fucking can because she knows that only serious horny perverts and horror movie make-up artists can really get inspired by it. Even her parents try to convince her to cover her mug up, and give each other high fives when she turns down attending family functions, because it makes the people around them judge them, wondering what the hell they did wrong, and they rather keep things out of sight and out of mind.
So I don’t hate the fact that she looks like she’s trying to be glamorous in these pics, even though I normally really hate chicks in sunglasses at night or inside, with some obnoxious front, because I approve that this time the bitch is doing it because it’s saving us from having to look at her disgusting face in its entirety, next time around she should try a ski mask…or maybe she should try to stay home, or even suicide, I think it’ll be a good look for her…one I could really get used to.
The only fame she really ever deserved was winning first prize as pig of the year at the county fair, or maybe as a prize winner at some genetic disorder clinic’s nation wide search for stories that inspire for beating all odds by living a normal life without letting her face disability get in the way. Or even getting some press on afternoon talk shows for being a product of incest, or as someone in a news segment who lived next to a toxic waste dumpsite for a couple of decades, drinking and showering in the radioactive water never really getting why parts of her body were falling off, or even as the spokesperson for safety in the workplace after surviving a mutilating farm equipment accident that we’d all get to see on some commercials. She does not deserve what she’s got and I hope it ends.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
i’d hit that
January 29th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
That ass screams to be fucked.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
doable…with a stepBag over her head
January 29th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
she has a great ass
January 30th, 2009 at 4:19 am
lady gagme is another media whore
January 31st, 2009 at 4:42 am
in what world is SHE heinous?? she’s sex in pvc!!
February 9th, 2009 at 9:48 am
you fucking dicks she is the most amazing piece off crap to hit the streets your fucking jelouse coz your mum is fat you silly slut saying what you wrote was harsh you dont even no the girl you silly mug i hope that she will be the amazing person in the world and go down in history as i legend and pisses all over your face you ugly cunt !
i love her she sexy
May 1st, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Gaga is ugly as fuck. Definitely deformed-mutant-scifi-channel fugly w/ cellulite. There’s a reason she needs the 25 layers of packaging. Mayb ok at songwriting back when but whoever decided she’s a singer is going to the deepest circle of hell.
July 1st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I got two balls of sperm for this cunt…I love to fuck..I am gonna fuck my princess sister tomorrow night and pretend I am fucking lady gaga