Paris Hilton’s BFF Whoring Up for the Cameras of the Day
Paris Hilton’s fabricated friend who will remain nameless because I figure learning a new useless whore’s name is unnecessary when it’s pretty obvious that once the contract is up will fall back into obscurity in her hometown, or maybe back into obscurity in Hollywood chasing that 15 minutes she once had, auditioning for parts, going to events, addicted to a camera that’s not that into her anymore, but I will post her pictures, because watching her pose for the camera and take it in alone on the red carpet, without her boss who owns her, enjoying every second of it like each flash bulb going off is a winning lottery ticket makes me laugh because I know all that’s coming to an end….I guess she can use her new useless whore camera working skills at her family’s Christmas party, because I feel like soon enough, that’ll be the only people who want pics of her and that’s just because they made her and not because they’re proud of her useless accomplishments…
The whole thing may be fucking pathetic but what do you expect from someone who auditioned to be on washed up Paris Hilton’s show, a level of desperation a starving homeless man addicted to crack unable to scrounge up a dollar doesn’t even understand.
February 4th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I don’t care what anybody says. This girl, regardless of how she was discovered or her association with Paris, is FUCKING SMOKING HOT. I want to fuck her.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
No wonder why Paris ditched her, this chick is a million times hotter than Paris Herpes..
February 5th, 2009 at 12:33 am
She is a million times more hotter than that useless Parasite whore, but she is probably full of stds and semen.
February 5th, 2009 at 1:23 am
I dig this girl. Once Paris is done with her, she can be my BFF……. with privledges, of course.
February 6th, 2009 at 1:24 am
Oh, and By the way, her name is Brittany Flickinger.
February 11th, 2009 at 4:54 am
Hey, that post was kinda poetic. With your similes and all.