If you want to seduce a girl, don’t tell her you just got a strap-on and that you will keep your clothes on while she pretends you are someone else. Don’t tell her that her pussy smells like a bouquet, a bouquet of dead fish you found in the trash outside the fish store, do not tell her that you want to wear her vagina skin as a skull cap and don’t tell her that you want to see her womb from the inside out. These are mistakes I made today, trust me I’ve done worse, but today these lead me to getting no nude pictures, which is pretty much nothing new, no matter how hard I try, because girls don’t trust me, but I had other things to tell you and in drinking this 6 pack getting ready to hit the bars, I totally forgot them, so I’ll just leave you with that for now…
Now, Here are my links….see you soon, don’t wait up, I miss you already, come back, hold me. Bye.
It’s Time You Realize You’re Not Gonna Do Much Better
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Jordan And Her Giant Tits Are Whoring Out Her Retarded Son
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Cheerleader or Porn Star? You Decide!
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I Got 99 Problems….
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Jenna Von Oy’s Sluttiest Pics
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Dancing with the Loser Fucking Guidos That I Hope Get Aids From All the Sex They Have with Dirty Sluts
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Fucking Average When Her Tits Aren’t In My Face
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MMA Meets Mike Tyson’s Punch OUt
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Get Sex the Easy Way
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Jordan’s Insane Cleavage
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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A Tribute to Girls On All Fours
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striptease of the Day
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Jennifer Ellison Needs to Market This New Line of Bras
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Lucy Clarkson Topless Throwbacks
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I Will Never, Ever Tire of Fucked Up Shit From Japan
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I Really Wanna Punch Dita Von Tease in the Face
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Lady Gaga Wears Another Stupid Outfit
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Do Yourself a Favor and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Natalie Portman is Hot, in Boring Kind of Way
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Doutzen Kroes Gallery
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Nude Bungee Jumping
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Hottest Nip Slip Ever
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Don’t Hassle the Hoff
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Paulina By the Rocks
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Sheila Hersey Has the Biggest Tits Ever Pretty Much
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R.I.P Mother Fucker of the Day
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It’s All Gone Cody Lanes
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BMA Failure
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Gisele is Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Watch Porn Here
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Nazis! Zombies! Run!
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More Amateur Shots Than I Know What to Do With
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Audrina Patridge Should Stop Talking and Show Us Her Tits
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Can’t Go Wrong With Amanda Bynes Legs
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Silvina and Vania Escudero Display Sisterly Love
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Taraji P. Henson is Just Plain Sexy
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Barack Obama Really Likes Pie
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Do You Have an Elf Penis?
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Mindy Vega REALLY Likes Those Lollipops
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Give an Enema!
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Bobby Brown Just Keeps Going Down the Road of Crazy
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Johnny Depp in the 3 Stooges, WTF?!
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Her Name is Cameron Richardson and SHe’s Posing Half Naked and Sexy
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What Did you Notice First the Pussy or the Pussycat
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Vanessa Hudgens is Growing a Fucking BEard
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That Huge Breasted Chick From Yesterday Crushing Melons With Her 40lbs Melons
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Some Pictures of some Howard Stern Chick Turned Radio Host Named Heidi Cortez
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Hot Threesome in a Grocery Store Parking Lot….
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A Place Where Girls Can Whine About the Dude’s They’ve Fucked Who Wronged Them
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Some Dudes Fucking a Chick With a Golf Club in this Weird video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some GIrl and Her Vagina Meet Her Dildo
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Some Serious Cleavage in Toronto
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