Jessica Simpson’s Short Short Concert Pics of the Day
I had these pictures lined up yesterday, but then the Grammy’s post gave me a mild heart attack that is apparently not a heart attack at all, but probably just too much caffeine making me feel like the biggest fucking pussy around, I mean other than Jessica Simpson, I hear she’s working on eating too much of everything to actually be the biggest fucking pussy around, before choking on her own neck fat before dying of a heart attack.
I am talking a pussy so big you’d take your kids on a day trip to see and maybe even drive through like one of those West Coast Redwoods. A pussy so big it’s got it’s own digestive system, that allows Jessica Simpson to eat double the ridiculously large amount of food she already consumes….
I am sure these pictures have already been plastered everywhere, but I’m not the kind of guy who does work uploading pictures to not post them, so enjoy them a second time around, since she’s not too fat to jerk off to.
February 10th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Wow she has no shame, parading her fat self on stage like this. She needs to shed fat.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
She needs to come over here and sit on my face.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Who the fuck is attending these concerts?
February 11th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Not only is she not too fat to jerk off to,I would still lick her from stem to stern and then go through her laundry. If thats fat, I’ll take two of those with nothing on them.
February 12th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
i myself am a fat bastard and i wouldnt go so far as to say she’s fat but she’s right on the cusp of it. if she doesn’t start doing some exercise and cutting back on some of the “good food” though she’s gonna have a gut that sticks out farther then her rack. when that happens she’s definately a fat f#*k! i’d still like to bang her though or at least see her nekkid.