So to all you haters out there who said that Jessica Simpson’s country career was a fucking joke and that she’d never make it in the country world, even with her weight gain in efforts to look more like a fucking cow the cowboy wants to fuck, you’re wrong, because here she is at the Country Music Award Nominations, sure she wasn’t nominated for shit, but just being asked to introduce the people who were is enough of a fucking honor, so she’s here to stay.

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One Response to “Jessica Simpson Announcing the Country Music Award Nominees of the Day”

1. jprice vincenz Says:
   February 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

   Man, she must be wearing two really tight pairs of Spanx there to hold in the FUP.

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