Lily Allen and Her Panty Flash of the Day
I am a hypocrite. I am inconsistent. I am full of shit. I’ve been making fun of Lily Allen the last 2 years for no reason other than it being easy because she’s foreign.
I’ve acted passionate about having this hatred for her that I never really had, truthfully, like all things in my life, I was pretty indifferent, but if you read my shit about her abortion/miscarriage and the other evil jokes I made about her, you’d think I had a picture of her on my living room floor that I’d shit on daily until the smell got too bad that I’d be forced to hunt her down, kidnap her, and make her clean it up with her mouth.
But I was never phased by her, so today when I saw these pictures of her showing off her stomach as if to say to the radio host that that is where the baby lived before it fell out of her (got sucked out of her) and these are where she’s been letting her pet ferret suckle because she has the urge to feed something and since the baby is no more, shit’s gone sour, like the Milk in my broken fridge that I drank anyway, so I can relate.
Maybe our connection is obesity and a love for food and drink, maybe there is no connection, maybe I do hate her but just got tricked by a clever interview I saw with her, maybe I like making fun of her, because I really just want to be her friend, at least for today today, but I do know that unlike everyone else, she writes her own music, is successful with her own music, and you can’t hate someone who’s successful for doin’ their own thing, their own way and who clearly doesn’t take herself too seriously and can laugh and enjoy the ride, which is al lot more than you can say for these American celebrity cunts out there. I’m talking to you LOHAN and friends, not that Lohan has friends, but you know what I mean.
February 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
She needs more cigarettes.
February 16th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I hate Lohan, where as Lilly is sweet.
February 16th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Hey Jesus,
If you look closely, you can see that Lily is wearing a white thong under those panties of hers. So of course her panty flash was planned. She knew how much she didn’t want to show.
February 18th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Um everyone should know by now she has a 3rd nipple and that’s what she’s showing to the camera person
February 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Jesus, please, for me, never stop writing about Lilly Allen’s abortion/miscarriage.
it’s all i got…