Fergie’s Still in a Green Bikini of the Day
I got into conversation with some 18 year old hot chick the other day. She was on the bus reading some US Weekly or InStyle magazine, because in case you didn’t know, 18 year old girls are hooked on this celebrity scandal bullshit, and she was talking to her friend about what the fuck is going on in Josh Duhamel’s mind for marrying Fergie. She couldn’t get why a guy so good lookin would marry a girl so hard who really has nothing hot about her. I chimed in and said because he’s a faggot, loves cock in his mouth and can’t let the world know, so he settled for the closest thing he could find. They laughed awkwardly and changed seats.
The truth is that maybe they are in love, hot girls date ugly guys all the fucking time, maybe Fergie gives the meanest blowjob, you know cuz having been born with a dick she apparently has a first hand knowledge of how to work one.
Sure the tranny shit’s old, but she looks like this bodybuilder stripper who used to do chin ups on stage who I always got lap dances from because no one else wanted her and I can never turn down a deal, even if it makes me question my sexuality, but maybe she’s a nice girl.
Here she is in the green bikini that has been milked pretty hard this week. Something, Josh Duhamel knows all too much about.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
It’s hard to believe that this busted face bitch is YOUNGER than Gwen Stefani yet looks a good 10 years older.
i guess Gwen was never a Meth whore.
& Josh Duhamel is no longer hot. he’s straight up damaged goods.
i guess he & his wife have something in common…