Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Own Pants of the Day
If you look at Amanda Bynes from the front she is cute, but they you see her from the side, she looks fucking retarded.
Don’t get me wrong, retarded can be cute, I mean pretty much every single girl I’ve ever fucked has been at least semi-retarded, which in my defense was because I worked at a retard home, and they were pretty easy, especially when they were sleeping medicated and unable to speak more than a few grunts and screams, but this isn’t about that.
It’s about Amanda Bynes and her chipmunk face, is she on steroid treatment for some disorder? Was she beat the fuck up like she was Rihanna? I just don’t really get it, but at least she never wears pants because I guess someone told her she had good legs and she went home and fucking burnt every pair pants she owned because it felt good to be complimented and now she only feels comfortable wearing short fucking skirts in public to show them legs off and distract us from that face. Here she is in white.
I was wrong…She Does Own Pants…And She Looks a Hell of A Lot More Retarded in the Face When She Does Cuz I Don’t Have Upper Thighs to Distract Myself With….
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
all i care about is how she looks from behind. she should be banned from wearing pants ever.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
wow. i thought she was a fatty. why does she have a big fat face?
February 24th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Hey don’t be such a jerk, I have a full face (though not as full as hers) and no matter how much weight I lose the fullness for the most part, stays the same. But the thing is that if it was medication: ie steriods, her whole body,( especially her face, stomach and tush,) would be bloated. Which is what happened to me when I was on steriods after a liver transplant. More likely, it looks like the a symptom of bulimia. Bulimics often have ‘chipmunk’ cheeks because the salivary glands in their cheeks from all the purging.
February 24th, 2009 at 2:20 am
^^stop being so fucking sensitive. Were you called fat too much growing up and now it offends you? Stop the hula and try pilates!
February 24th, 2009 at 5:17 am
I want to unload my creem-cannon into her minx-muff.
p.s.-I too heard it was a bulimic indicium.
February 24th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
well her body looks fat from those pics so i guess thats why she has a fat face
March 25th, 2009 at 2:34 am
You can pretty much see her tight pussy in those slutty fuckin tights.