Katy Perry Pretends to Play Guitar of the Day
Katy Perry is keeping things weak, fabricated, contrived, staged, fake, and totally fucking bullshit by bringing out her guitar on stage at some event somewhere in Europe.
Not only is her entire record deal and idea of talent some kind of lie I don’t fucking understand, as is the fact that people like hearing her fake sexual fantasies in song and give her attention for it, despite her dyking out being really disgusting, you know like the ugly lesbian in high school who was a lesbian because no one would take her boyish good looks to prom and vagina was the only answer, but the biggest lie of it all is that she’s got sex appeal just because she’s got big tits and some perverts give her attention for it, when in reality, she’s just fat.
So I guess seeing her rock the guitar fits in with everything else she’s doing and it’s just another reason to hate her a little more than I did yesterday. Thanks Katy Perry. You cunt.
February 24th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Wasn’t Katy the cute looking girl in Cupid’s choke hold? After she opened her mouth it all went to hell.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Finally someone who agrees with me about Katy Perry. She’s a talentless hack and her “music” shouldn’t be given any more credibility than Weird Al Yankovic.
February 24th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
don’t hate on the Yankovic. at least he has some originality.
February 24th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
i agree with you faggots katy perry sucks but she doesnt look that bad, im pretty sure you all would hit it
February 24th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Awesome news,increases the chance of her being electrocuted on stage!
February 24th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
This bitch thinks she’s so rock n roll but her music sounds like just like Britney Spears kind of shit to me. Not to mention her voice is ridiculously computerized.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Are you guys sure she’s famous? She looks like the girl that checks out at the organic grocery store that I go to, except she wears burlap clothes and birkenstocks.
February 25th, 2009 at 3:02 am
i’d still hit it
February 25th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Katy’s real name is Katy Hudson, a daughter of two preachers. Her first CD was that whiny Christian bullshit, didn’t make any money so now she kisses girls that make her hot and cold, but she likes it. I agree with Satan, i’d hit it like Chris Brown!
February 26th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Who cares? What the fuck have you ever done except create a porn site, you stupid redneck