Darlene’s Still Got It Going On of the Day
For those of you who don’t know, the show Roseanne used to make me sick to the fucking stomach.
I’d watch the shit to feel better about myself and to motivate me not to eat junk food and for some reason was compelled to tune in every fucking week, probably to see if Roseanne or Dan would die of a massive heart attacks while filming, and not because listening to her struggle for a breath while badly delivering lines, never expecting to end up marrying someone that looked like her. Life is mean that way.
Speaking of life being mean, I never understood was how the fuck Darlene was allowed on TV, not to mention allowed out of the fucking house. I mean seriously, this is the kind of girl you leave in the fucking woods on the way home from the hospital after your wife gave birth to her. They must have thought that the show already had such disgusting and unfortunate cast, that they might as well throw another into the mix.
It has to be impossible for even the dirtiest of perverts to jerk off to her mutant face that only another woman could appreciate, hence the reason why she’s a lesbian, the kind of lesbian who has her own baby and plans on raising it with two mothers like a irresponsible person would do, because they need revenge on the world for being born lookin’ this way.
Either way, when starting this post I was going to leave it at “Oh Fuck”, but went off on this rant for the one guy out there who found her worth fucking, and this is her now.
I’m just joking, I’m sure she’s a beautiful and kind person, I’m just jealous I can’t be with her.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Her sister is a hot cunt though. Look it up.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:44 am
mmmm i just love sexy white girls! LOL
February 26th, 2009 at 1:58 am
RXB, that is funny, I love dead black girls. LOL
February 26th, 2009 at 2:07 am
she is actually a decent person and has a lovely partner so fuck off
February 26th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Why are you telling me to fuck off. That fag out of hell likes fucking dead chicks. Damn, I thought dahmer was the only one. White people are crazy and nasty. LOL
February 26th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Partner is code word for a fucking fudge packer or carpet muncher.
Shit, can’t we kill them off yet?
February 26th, 2009 at 10:19 am
rbx go stuff some fried chicken down your panties
I always knew Sara Gilbert was gay, she was even butchier than Roseanne so go figure
I hope her “partner” is a tad more feminine than her…she has to be….sara is clearly the man!
February 26th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I jerked off over her when i was younger, and im not afraid to admit it
February 26th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I think she’s cool as hell and just because you can’t beat off to her, you wanna boo hoo about her looks. It’s not like she is out there shoving her shit in the spotlight for someone to snap a picture now does it. Looks like she was at the park with her kid or something and some pap said “hey lets take a picture of her so some fat disgusting slob on the internet can make fun of her”
You know, sometimes your schtick works, sometimes its just ignorant.
P.S. Roseanne reruns on Nick at Nite are funny as hell.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
She’s deff the top in that relationship
February 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
well, if nunya says stuff some fried chicken down my pants then thats what I got to do. LOL I just love angry white people!!!!
February 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Angry white people are the silliest sausages ever.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
All this racist stuff is corny….her sister was hot…..didn’t know she was gay…..but who cares!!!!! I love angry white people too…….
February 26th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
i love angry white folks too!!!
Whateva you are one angry dyke….sara hasnt done anything relevant since she left roseanne, she is a talentless hack, that’s why no one gives a shit if she is out and about with her bastard child
February 26th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Wow, a lotta venom on this site for a woman who is hardly the ugliest or most annoying thing around. Talentless? At least she graduated from Yale and has a life w/o torturing us with bad acting on TV. Be thankful. Bitches.
February 26th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I have a college degree too but that doesn’t mean i have talent or useful skills.
But yes we should be thankful Darlene hasn’t been torturing our eyes with her acting skills.
February 26th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
i love roseanne, i just bought the whole dvd set for cheap on ebay. its a show about real family problems (for example) and its a whole hell of a lot better than the reality TV shit we have today.
February 27th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Admiral, are you a rear admiral? Ok that was all I could think of. satan is gay!
February 27th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
She is quite unfortunate looking, always has been, but the world is filled with uglies…I think it makes things interesting. Plus, no matter how unattractive someone is, there is always someone out there who would be attracted to them…I am serious! Think of some really gigantic gross fat woman you know, there is some freaky chubby chaser who wants to get with her & make her dreams come true.
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