Gisele and Her Hard Nipples in Short Shorts of the Day
The rumor is that Tom Brady and Gisele had a secret wedding and I don’t really know why anyone really cares, I have no idea why them being married will have any real impact on anyone’s life, it’s not like we’re friends with the couple and they went off to Vegas or Mexico and came back hitched, I mean they are just people we see on TV and in magazines and shit and aren’t even real, so when I saw the story everywhere, I couldn’t help but think anyone who would talk about this in their everyday life, was seriously lacking substance and a life of their own, so to honor that opinion I wasn’t going to write about it, but then bitch goes out in short shorts with hard nipples and I am forced to, I am a weak man.
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, she’s got a dick, from the neck up she looks like Fabio or Sean Penn in Fastimes, you know hard man features and a pointy scary face, but that body is pretty alright, the kind you’d fuck, even if it was pre-op.
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Arrrrr, there be nipples ahoy!
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Nice!
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Eh, I think her and Tom Brady are both butterfaces.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
me think you protest way way way way too much. She’s gorgeous and has a gorgeous body. That’s why you’re writing about it.
If you said she had a big nose, I’d take you seriously. A masculine male does not have narrow elongated face with pouty upper lip. That is not the face of a REAL MASCULINE MALE.
March 4th, 2009 at 12:07 am
I always had a suspicion about this broad having to tuck her dick everytime she had to walk the runway.
Ugly woman!
March 4th, 2009 at 9:18 am
I don’t see the attraction but then I’m not into teenage boys.