Fergie’s got a Pot Belly for Mac of the Day
Typical, Fergie quits meth and doesn’t get fat, you know she gets her shit together, gets fit, gets out of debt, launches a successful career and uses the meth card as a lesson to us all that if you do meth, you will succeed, but the second bitch gets married she lets it all go and gets fat.
Now I don’t know if she’s pregnant or if this is just an early case of “I can’t believe you are the woman I married”, but since I feel like the meth broke her uterus, I’m going to go with that she’s just gettin’ fat and fat people disgust me. Just about a minute ago I was taking a shit, and sure I hate when people talk about shitting, it’s all way too frat boy for me, but I looked down and saw what I’ve done to myself and was ashamed and disgusted, and I don’t even give a shit about myself, so when I see sluts I would have fucked at one point in time, following in my footsteps, I just can’t help but hate them.
March 6th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
God dammit!
i gotta go to the fuckin clinic today. i just felt the “oh so familiar” burning while peeing…
March 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
…oh and i also have to make that awkward phone call to the last chick i banged. fuck i hope i got her number…
March 6th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
post the results on myspace, that will do the deed
March 7th, 2009 at 2:34 am
320-224-8827
March 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
either the loser bitch didnt pay her phone bill and it got turned off or i got her number wrong. either way i got what she has…. skanky bitch
March 9th, 2009 at 6:39 am
^^^^the homeless don’t have phones