Kat Von D Looks Like a Truck Stop Bathroom Stall of the Day
I don’t really get the appeal of alternative models, the fact that they are alternatives to models, pretty much means they are not hot enough to be models, so they go out and made a full category of their own and to make their below average looks more appealing, they go out and tattoo the shit up and piece the shit up and do other mods that shouldn’t actually be called mods because the only thing that shit modifies is how disgusting and used up a bitch looks, but
Kat Von D isn’t one of those alternative models, she’s just famous for being a tattoo artist who may or may not jack those alternative girls up, who I assume wrote a book and some creepy fan brought out some lingerie to give her at a signing, because he feels like it’s the least he can do since he’s been jerking off to her the last few years and figures she deserve a gift, especially one that provides new fantasies for him, because he can now imagine her in the panties he used to wear while watching her show, before washing and re-packaging them and giving them to her, if you know what I mean and since the only other person at the signing was her dad because she has no fans…it may the whole thing nice and smooth.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
bikini is the new bra.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I saw her show once and she was a whiny little bitch who kept crying with the other girls at the shop. One of the most irritating bitches I’ve heard in my life.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I’ve known one chick who had her whole body tatoo’d and she was the biggest freak I met. And I don’t mean in that in a wholesome, kinky, “never say no” kind of way.
Nope, I mean in a “if we were trapped in a cabin, I’d have to keep one eye open to make she doesn’t kill me in the night” kind of way. And that’s not good.
March 10th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Can’t wait to hear the grandkids ask her what all her ‘tats’ mean. Gross, just gross.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:25 am
She’s an ugly fucking cunt and the tattoos just accentuate the ugliness and the cuntiness of her fuckness/
March 10th, 2009 at 10:07 am
^^^^WIN^^^^
March 10th, 2009 at 11:07 am
In Pictures #2 and #3, I think she is describing my Cock…The length and the width of it….of course, I told her not to talk about it, but she is a muck and talk kinda gal…not bad, if you don’t mind the ink ALL over..
March 10th, 2009 at 11:37 am
SHE WOULD BE GOOD LOOKING IF IT WAS FOR ALL THE INFECTIONS ON HER SKIN. DONT UNDERSTAND WHY A WOMEN SPEND SO MUCH TIME, EFFORT AND MONEY ON TAKING CARE OF THEIR SKIN AND THEN GO AND HAVE UGLY FUCKING TATTOOS CARVED INTO THEIR FLESH. IF I WANTED TO FUCK A SAILOR I’D JOIN THE FUCKING NAVY.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I WANT TO FUCK HER IN HER ASS
March 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
too many tattoos, sorry Kat
March 10th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I like bitches with tats but not this one.
March 11th, 2009 at 1:10 am
i met her in san francisco and shes actually really sweet and pretty. i think she wears a little too much makeup though, but she is really down to earth.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:39 am
what a bunch of wankers. She may be a little excitable but shes got more talent in her little finger than you shmucks. And she’s fuckin hot!
March 11th, 2009 at 4:45 am
I looooove her tattoos. So sexy. Do your thing kat. Fuck the haters
March 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am
I think shes stunning, and so talented, theres no need to rip into her just because you dont like tattoos if you dont like it dont look you freaaking tools lol Shes gorgeous and the tattoos just make her sexier! x
March 11th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
i dont mind tattoos but when there comes a point that there are too many for my taste and Kat has reached it.
i was completely fucked outta my head one time and went home with a chick covered in tattoos. i woke up and it was really dark in the room… i couldnt see very well and i thought she was covered in MUD. I kinda freaked out but when i turned on the light i saw that she had most of her back done.
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…then i went into the bathroom to try and find something with her name on it to jog my memory.
So in summary, tatts looks like mud in low light.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I’ve said it before…I’ll say it again….this broad looks like she was beaten with a newspaper that still had wet ink….SHE LOOKS SMUDGED!