Perez Hilton is So Smitten With Lady Gaga of the Day
Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to a series of events, the right time and right place bullshit, and a gay voice in an era when people were becoming more accepting of that played up fag talk, except for real gay people, who considered him to be a fucking embarassment and clown to their sexuality.
His success in undeniable, his site is huge, he makes money and he leverages his name, he gets out there and milks his shit harder than he probably milks the guy he pays for sex because even with his “website” he still can’t get groupy cock, because having a website to begin with is fucking lame, even if the public is moving towards the interent more than fuckin ever and Perez Hilton is the only bullshit URL they know.
But the truth is that he’s not a fucking journalist, he reports lies, fake exclusives and shit other people are reporting before him, he just managed to be a machine about things and have lots of people tipping him off, but when people reference his site, I laugh because it’s just a fucking blog and like any other blog, the shit is opinion based and low fuckin’ quality so that’s why he is just a glitch, maybe even a military strategy from CUBA to infiltrate America where it counts, and that is with Hollywood, because up until Obama, Americans could identify the name of Britney Spears’ kids before they could identify they Secretary of State and it would be nice if he was sent back to CUBA where he and his family belong….
That said, dude is so desperate for friends that he has embraced the attention Lady Gaga’s been giving him, because she knows he has a huge audience and if she has to sit and watch his trashy disgusting mouth down a burger like the fat big he is, it’s worth the post he’ll write about it.
So this fucking reject of a person, finally feels acceptance from famous people, and he’s fucking smitten, he is fucking glowing like a 20 year old virgin who just got with the hot chick from his high school after randomly running into her during Thanksgiving back home, and you know that everything that Perez reports about Lady Gaga will be positive because they are Best Fucking Friends and she’s given him the time of fucking day, while every other celebrity who snobs him, or calls him out for the faggot loser he is, he rips apart on his site because he is emotionally involved and his website’s all he got going for him and he’s goin’ to show them.
Whether it’s posting Lily Allen nude pics cuz they had a twitter fight, or shitting on Lohan because Sam Ronson sued him and Paris Hilton had him on payroll, the whole thing is a fucking joke and you people are the root of the problem. All it takes is to stop visiting his site and he’ll go the fuck away and if you really need to hear a gay guy in action who is actually worth reading and not a fucking hack, you should be visiting Dlisted , because at least he’s got a little edge, a unique voice, good comedic fucking timing and isn’t a suck up bitch, especially not to some ugly poser like Gaga.
Not that any of that rant matters, she uses him, he uses her, they stroke each other’s egos and give each other credibility and hand jobs since she has a dick, and there is no way this ugly bitch is not a tranny, they are pigs, at least she’s wearing fucking pants, they don’t look human and both disgust me, so maybe they’re meant for each other and all it took was the internet to bring them together.
Here’s some video of Gaga after landing in LA.
March 9th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
i think i love you just because of this post
March 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I got hooked on your site via Dlisted. Way to give him props. And yes, perez is a hack. Keep up the nsfw funny dammit!
March 9th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I never read teh Perez cunt.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
she doesn’t look happy. at all.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
They give him money = good press
March 9th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
completely agree! he’s a fucken loser. he’s a bottom feeder.
March 9th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Dlisted is the shit
March 9th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
yeah dlisted is good, better than the other sites including this one
March 9th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Wait, how’s that different from what I read here every day?
March 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I actually found this website through dlisted so yes, dlisted is a great site perez hilton is a sow. Posts like this is why i like this site, way to shrink ‘em down!
March 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Dead on target!
My faith in you is renewed with this. Don’t stop, FINISH HIM!
March 9th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
OMFG! you nailed it and I love your site even that much more for calling out that fat fukin waste of DNA out! He does rip off everyone ( including mine) and posts his lame exclusives. I truly believe his time is limited.. You only glow for so long in Hollywood..Someone else will always take your place. Michael K rocks and his DListed is a guaranteed daily laugh..and so is yours!!! Lady Gagme- Madonna- Katy Perry..EVEN Shitney..use him for the hits and nothing else. They are not his friends and in his sick lil mind REALLY thinks they are. What a loser! I found you thru Dlisted as well …
Kudos once again..for Calling out this Sick pathetic waste of Oxygen
EG
March 9th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Yea, you nailed this one. [s]he’s so proud to be in the spotlight, it’s almost as if he’s forcing her to face the cameras. I found you through Dlisted, and still read it.
March 10th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Lady GaGa is only 22! Damn hard to believe
March 10th, 2009 at 1:05 am
You said it all fu*ker! Perez is a bitch ass gay, I love my fags & he’s the one I’d love to punch in his dong-huffer. Micheal K is fucking amazing @ shredding celebs & being hilarious all in one. I’d almost call him the perfect homo because he’s witty and dirty instead of ridiculous trash. Dlisted is where its at, Perez is a wanna be f#cktard ass kissing bit(h boy. You’ve got 1 vow to not visit that sh|t site, he doesn’t deserve the publicity. Seeing his grotesque head on television makes me want to kick puppies. F^ck Perez Hilton. Go back to Puerto Rico chunky butt pirate! Drunk Dad’s & snarky queens is where its at, no room for z list celebutard wannabe’s.
March 10th, 2009 at 3:48 am
Dear Jesus,
That was both fucking awesome and completely on point. Well done, sir, and keep up the good work.
Mike
March 10th, 2009 at 7:08 am
ha ha ha! you nailed it you mexican canadian bastard!! love your website!
Dlisted is the best, them you and Fresh from Crunk n disorderly!! loves it!
March 10th, 2009 at 9:50 am
not normally a fan of you but this time you really nailed it. perez needs a therapist and no acsess to the internet till he sorts his shit out. bloggers shouldn’t be emotionally invested-its embarrasing to read. but tell that to all the dimwit bloggers that just copy his blog and opinions and spread that shit all over..
March 10th, 2009 at 10:09 am
It’s a bunch of immature poop-bats jealously accusing others and talking dirty.. woo woo!
March 10th, 2009 at 10:14 am
You nailed it wellsaid AT last someone said it for Perez ande especialy who he dishes on people whom he hates yet he always praises people who suck up to him.Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.Great post JUST GREAT.WELLSAID.
Team Rohan.
March 10th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
You just said what most people are thinking anyway. And you’re right. Thanks for the site! (I mean this one) and fuck that bitch for not inviting you to her party too.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Amen! That’s the reason why I love your site.
March 12th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Yes DListed is the bomb site and funny as shit. I used to be addicted to perez until I found DListed a year ago. Perez is old news and true that a suck up beyond suck ups. By the way your site is the bomb too.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
the reason i love this site is because you make fun of girls who have miscarriages & things of that nature.
nice shout out to D-listed, because without Micheal K i wouldn’t even know this place existed.
Perez Hilton is an embarrassment to fags.
March 15th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I love you Stepfather! Fuck you Perez! Keep going to your fake book signings! Good hawking your ugly ass clothes that nobody buys (unless it’s on accident because it came from the clearance bin).
March 28th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Looking for “Gaga” I found so many Hilton haters, what gives? I’m not the dude’s fan or anything but he’s simply doing what he does to be famous and shit, it’s either that or do what we do, or should I say: ‘what I do.’ ; Be a broke poor fucking loser. Though I could do without the ambiguously gay shit, and the overweight shit, and the being far too close to GAGA’s whimsical state shows, and by that I mean fucking her up the ass so it’ll be wide enough for her to dump Ritalin directly into her blood stream, cause everyone knows the quickest OD is the kind you get up the arse, just ask Marlyn Munroe. Hey Lindsey Lohan wanna be remembered forever?