Kim Kardashian and the Photoshop Scandal of the Day
The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine and have consistently kept the friendship alive and that means a lot to me.
That said, they fucked up yesterday by posting an unphotoshopped picture of Kim Kardashian, maybe it was a publicity stunt that worked, since shit hit Perez Hilton, Gawker and all these other huge websites, and it even got back to Kim Kardashian who wrote this:
everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.
Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama.
But you know what, who cares! ??
So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? ??
How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!? ?…
I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”
Which is code for “I eat too much” and “I am lazy” but “Black people want to fuck me…”..
Either way, the thing that pisses me off is that 5 months ago, I found some photoshop dude who worked professionally for companies retouching pictures and his work on Kim Kardashian was part of his portfolio, shit took so much hard work that this expert felt it was his priced piece of work and I posted the shit, but no one noticed…
So I figure I’ll throw it out there again, because you can see just how fat this bitch I’ve been calling fat all these years is, and stop defending her, because she may be a cover girl, but she’s contributed nothing of value to society.
SEE MY OLD KIM KARDASHIAN PHOTOSHOP RETOUCHING POST
(cuz I am ahead of the game…and know how to spot a pig when I see one)
SEE KIM KARDASHIAN’S FAKE UNTOUCHED BIKINI PICS (cuz she’s full of shit and real fat)
March 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Cellulite or not, she’s right about that black people wanna fuck her reading between the lines transliteration.
March 26th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
no way?? i didnt know she was fat. this is sooooooo shocking to me.
i dont really see why she is so “attractive”, yeah she has big boobs and a huge ass. wonder why? oh yeah cause she’s fat.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I’m really surprised. I always thought she was just thick, but yeah I have to admit she’s flabby. I wouldn’t call her fat but she’s def sloppy. She should do some toning exercises. And she knows she’s lying not all curvy women with asses have cottage cheese. It’s clear she hasn’t seen the inside of a gym in a minute. And I’m getting tired of girls always saying “I’m curvy” as if that negates the fact that you need to exercise. Having a flabby ass and thighs and hips doesn’t make you curvy. It makes you in need of an exercise regiment. If her ass was big and toned and her thighs were too she’d be curvy all day.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
She looks like she just walked out of Rupaul’s Drag Race.
March 26th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Fat? I guess you could say that, but she looks about what I expected from the paparazzi shots and such. You can clearly see that the girl has some meat. And I think the first pic is alright.
March 26th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
for those of you that think she looks good now… wait about 5 years. Bitch gonna blow up like Janet Jackson did.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
So added to her dumpy body is the weirdest face I’ve seen since the horror film at the local drive-in.
It’s such a bizarre face.
And by the way, as soon as I saw these latest photos, it was clear that they were photoshopped.
I’m guessing the guys who find her “hot” are nearsighted, and the girls who defend her are fatsos.
I think a workout for this girl is lifting a donut to her mouth.
On the positive side, she’ll take a load in any orifice, so it’s all good.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:44 am
She may get dumpy fat after five years but that’s okay, even fat chicks need love, just ask jesus, he could write a book on his wife’s pockets of unwashed cunt cheese nibbles, which our friend Martinez neglected to get at when he attempted to nibble her naughty bits. If he can do it, so can I.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Just a bigger target for RayJay to piss on in the next video…
March 27th, 2009 at 10:15 am
everyone wood fuck this ho,BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HER OR HER LAME ASS SHOW
March 29th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
You know how many black guys have been up in that? no thanks, she’s probably more STD ridden than Paris Hilton. Same shit, just fatter and more brown looking.
March 29th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
^^ Totally agree with the Drag Race comment haha
January 13th, 2010 at 4:37 am
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