Pam Anderson’s Stupid Tits Go Shoppin’ for the Positive Post of the Day
So I’m trying to inject the site with a little positivity….and this is what I came up with….
Pam Anderson you look maternal. Not because you’ve got big enough to feed a third world country, because we all know that shit isn’t filled with milk, but with plastic, like some kind of science project for you kid’s science fair that will come in first fucking place, if you don’t mind just pullin them out of your top a little more for the judges, which you don’t.
You look like a good mother because you go grocery shopping, while other girls in your situation would just pass out all fucked up at 7 in the morning after an all night bender, forgetting where your kids are, but assuming the 24 hour nanny you hired, has everything under control.
For that, I celebrate you.
I don’t know if that was positive or not, I am still learning….
March 27th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Stop the presses mutha fuckers, COUGAR ALERT, sweet. I love me a Pam Anderson, I got off watching her in those home movies, though i didn’t like them so much because Tommy had a bigger dick than me, and nothing is more disturbing than watching a white dude with a much larger dick. So Pam make a video with a regular dick chap and not the Brent Michael type either because that shit was too grainy, so I could properly get off.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
They make fun at Jessica Simpson overweight after seeing Pam Anderson is getting little beefy too for a old babe…She isn’t young anymore so leave Jessica alone…
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March 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
DO. NOT. WANT.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I wanna cum deep inside her old cow cunt.