My Internet Girlfriend Showing Off her Tits to An Event She Didn’t Invite Me To of the Day
I have an internet relationship with Lydia Hearst, at least I like to think it’s actually Lydia Hearst, because it validates that what I do is actually read, while Twitter reminds me everyday that no one gives a fuck about what I do or have to say, so I go off on long conversations about life, the weather, my relationship with my wife, how I got drunk and slapped a girl I don’t knows ass or paid that bum 2 dollars to flash me his dick, and she always comes through with a little LOL, or response that makes me feel like she cares, and I don’t even mind that it is actually some 45 year old motherfuckin’ weirdo, or 13 year old Indonesian chick who is a fan of Hearst who created a fake profile, and uploaded random Google Images, in a creepy way, is the person I am actually talking to, because that’s how lonely I am.
Here’s Lydia at an event she didn’t invite me to, showing off some tit, but not showing off some tit for me.
April 1st, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I love this whore.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I love whores.
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 am
Aw yeah,she looks like a replicant sex-kitten,D.S. you should solicit some exclusive outtakes or self-portraits from her,tell her your site only attracts a handful of degenerate reprobates with disturbing sexual practices and reserved suites in hell but adore her with a fervent ardor that only prison or chemical castration could dampen.
If that doesn’t work i’ll start a webzine and get her to inaugurate it with a 20 page pictorial,half of them rendering her pulchritude with an acute aesthetic eye and the other half totally nude…
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
That’s some face she’s got.