What the Hell is Ryan Seacrest Doing to Miley’s Grandmother of the Day
I like grandmother’s as much as the next guy, you know, because they are usually widows, usually have money or at least a decent pension, usually make great cake, and usually can’t get pregnant because they are old and dried up, but are still horny enough to put out, if you can stomach that shit because old chicks are fucking gross to look at, but at least you know they are really experienced and have less inhibitions since they are ready to die or have early signs of dementia, making them not scared of anal or pretty much anything, and they fall asleep at 9 pm, leaving me with the night to myself to fuck with real girls, but I still don’t really get what the fuck Ryan Seacrest is doing to Miley’s grandmother’s head….
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Clearly the grandmother’s head is a Van de Graaff
Electrostatic Generator and Seacrest’s hand is hovering in order to generate sparks.
How is this not obvious to you?
Lets’ just hope the sparks irregulate her pacemaker and we get to witness it on youtube
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
whatever i would still plaster miley cyrus’ wonky teeth with my thick load
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Tell ya’ll what, cougars are sweet, though really old cougars are sometimes disgusting, though use a bit of bengay and rub it on your dick, it’ll loosen that wonderful staunch pocket nicely, good times.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Thank god my grandmother is dead
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Obviously, Miley’s gran wants to be a star too, Seacrest is about to show her how low she needs to go.
September 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am
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