Gisele and Tom Brady Got Married in Costa Rica of the Day
Gisele and Tom Brady got married in Costa Rica and here they are on their way to the pharmacy to buy some topical creams and some prescription pills to stop the emotional pain the day after. Apparently when they went to consummate their relationship for the first time after the ceremony, because she’s a good little Catholic girl who would just use her mouth up until they marriage,Tom Brady freaked the fuck out when he discovered that she didn’t have a penis.
He hasn’t spent the last 15 years of his life hanging in showers, jerking off to dudes, to marry someone with a vagina. I guess based on her face, it’s one of those false advertising situations and he’s got every right to be pissed off….
April 7th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Funny shit. And true.
April 7th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
He married a real fugly bitch.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
y’all are just jealous cuz giselle’s dick is bigger than yours
April 7th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Americans are brainwashed their entire lives with pasty button nose barbie, Which means You don’t know shit about beauty. I saw Fox’s Hollywood stars without make-up. They all look like Ghostshit without make up. Gisele should consider your comment a compliment.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
She’s stunning…….your manufactured barbie look is so over. You can’t even recognize true beauty when you see it.