Fergie is Almost Showing Off Some Ass of the Day
I was talking to some 20 year old girl the other day and obviously shit lead to talking about her vagina. I made some comment about wanting my old balls hanging off her chin and she got back at me with some shit about loving old balls and I got into some shit about not loving old pussy and she got into some shit about how she doesn’t have an old pussy and how it is young and tight and is hard to get more than one finger in without screaming….
So instead of jumping her then and there, I took it to the next level in sabotaging my chances of fucking her, by letting her know that there are some 2 year old cars that are seemingly still new and in good shape, but when you check out their milage, you can see they are well fuckin’ traveled and may not be something you’d trust on a long distance journey, or really even a trip to the store down the block, you know cuz the suspension is gone, the tires are bald and it burns oil. She got that I was calling her a slut in one of my more obscure ways of calling her a slut and it turns out girls don’t jump on dicks who imply they are sluts, since I guess they like the whole denial of what they have done to themselves….and they don’t care that fucking 40 dudes could be considered a lot to some people because they felt each and everyone of those cocks was worth the ride.
I guess that has nothing to do with a married Fergie almost flashing her ass, I mean other than her being a dirty ditch pig of a woman who has probably done some interesting things for Meth back when she was “addicted”, you know shit that makes flashing the world your ass seem pretty fucking tame.
I wonder if this story makes any fucking sense, I didn’t bother re-reading it, so just ignore the typos, I’m rushing and not Russian.
On a side note -I am digging the new Black Eyed Peas Song….
April 15th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
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April 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
How did I know the “1″ comment was spam. Anyway, I forgot what we were talking aboot. Oh, yeah! Fergie’s ass. The bitch fuckin’ scares me.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:37 am
God damn this shit music. All nigger music sounds exactly the fucking same. Fergie is a disgusting piece of trash. I hope this bitch goes back on to meth and ODs because all she is is a piece of shit who sings off key and thinks she’s the hottest shit in town. Fuck your meth face and get the fuck off my TV screen, I don’t want to see your nasty infestation of a hole dancing around on TV.