Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures of the Day
Lindsay Lohan is in Hawaii a week after Samantha Ronson was in Hawaii. This is some Forgetting Sarah Silverman shit only without the whole exes staying at the same resort, so I guess it is nothing at all like that movie, because if this was Forgetting Sarah Silverman, the movie wouldn’t have really been much of a movie, but you get what I am saying…at least I hope you do, because I have no idea what I am saying…and it’s all because I am distracted by how good Lohan looks in her bikini.
For any of you who say this is too skinny, you are fucking insane. She’s got a hot little ass, nice tits, flat stomach, thin legs, and is good to fucking go. More girls need to get on this program because it’s what a girl is supposed to look like.
Not to mention spending the last year being a lesbian, something that I don’t really exists, has given her vagina time to bounce back to the way it was before Wilmer made her the naughty girl she has the reputation of being, not that I really know anything about her or her sex life, or about gynecology, but I do know that when girls I know stop having sex for a few months, their shit tightens up proper. True story.
On a sidenote – I dig that Lohan is reading a book on “Trust” because I guess she’s working on being more trusting. There was a time she had people I sent to see Samantha Ronson DJ out of the club because they dropped the website name and within 4 minutes they were escorted out by 4 bodyguards all while Lohan wasn’t even in Canada.
I guess when your father is a fucking cocksucker, milking you as hard as he can, cheating on the family, because he’s a fucking sociopath self-destructive piece of shit who I hate, it is not easy to really to trust anyone.
Let’s drink to self-improvement…..
April 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I like the lesbian bruises ion her thigh.
What I would do to this nipples with a pair of pliers and a kabob skewer. Bitch would be begging me to stop!
April 27th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
NOT HOT. Never have been hot. Please go away.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I’d rape her so hard she’ll turn into a straight girl again.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Roberto loves his whores bone skinny! Roberto hopes Linz does more coke and gets even skinnier. Little sister Allie too. Roberto will take both of them to his basement dungeon and will violate both of them over and over. Roberto then will give the 2 crackheads more rock and eventually Roberto will pimp them out in Miami for drugs and ciggies! Happy Days!!
April 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
good luck roberto
April 28th, 2009 at 12:21 am
I’d rape Shaun so hard he’ll turn gay.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Ugly biatch for sure…
Dont mind the lesbian thingy tho.
But shes one ugly girl…
Carpet muncher heh !
April 28th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I love freckles …..
April 29th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
*raises glass*
To self-improvement!
Cheers!
*clink*
Ali is fucking ugly though…
May 1st, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Excause me while i howl at the Moon.
She is so hot i getting first Degree burns
just looking at her.
Howllllllll
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May 12th, 2009 at 7:07 am
I love Lindsay.