Katy Perry Needs to Wear Looser Clothes of the Day
What the fuck is this costume that Katy Perry is wearing and why is it so tight. I made it pretty fucking clear to Katy Perry that her dumpy ass body has no business being half naked or in spandex. Catsuits are not made for dogs, if you know what I mean….
I get it. She thinks that being popular or having a popular song means people want to fuck her, I know she doesn’t realize there’s nothing remotely attractive about her, but what I don’t understand is why she’s not performing in a Snuggie like she should be.
Speaking of fat girls ruining good things, I was walking down the street the other day and saw a group of fat fucking girls in their school girl outfits. I thought to myself, why are they allowed to wear those, shouldn’t they have a size limit, the girls who don’t make the cut get the sweatpants. Don’t they know that it’s a cliche fantasy for a fucking reason, it’s sacred, it doesn’t need their fucking french fry and cake eating ass to fucking ruin it for us.
That is why I applying for a job as a consultant for private school uniform policies….
April 30th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I would fuck her ass, but the problem is, my arms would grow tired from holding her ass cheeks apart, those things have got to be volkswagen sized.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I doubt she gets to choose anything.
Everything she wears, sings and writes is selected or approved by Capitol Music Group (owned by EMI)
……..Its all about marketing and grabbing 12-16 year olds. Just like Disney does with it countless Micky Mouse Popshits.
If you feed people and kids shit for to long they think its a mea.
Hey at least she actually can play a guitar and write a song herself. Most MTVidiots cant !
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I feel the same way about flabby guys in wifebeaters.
There oughta be a law…