Star Trek Premiere Pussy of the Day
Star Trek is coming and I’m sure that means that you are too, because Star Trek was the only friend you had growing up. It was the one thing you really connected with and when the internet hit it allowed you to find like minded loser virgins who you could interact with and meet at conventions to hang out with and is really the only reason you ever got married, so in a lot of ways Star Trek, the reason you were such a loser growing up, is the same reason you got pussy in the first place….
Here’s a little Heidi Klum throwin’ up her Virgin Gang Signs….I think that is like the hybrid shocker for girls with fatty assholes…but I am usually wrong about that shit…
Here’s some bad space jokes and others who were at the event….Which is funny because when you used to throw you Star Trek parties the only person who showed up was your stuffed animals and kid sister. I guess they got paid the fuck off, you know trying to take the acne faced, asthmatic, red headed pre-conceived notions of the shit…..
Amanda Bynes was there cuz her legs are out of this world…..
Kristin Cavallari was there because her career is as believable as science fiction….
Tori Spelling was there because her tits are fucking alien….
Hayden Panettiere because she all of her fans are fucking virgin Star Trek People. This is her fuckin’ scene
May 1st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
i don’t know about the other bitches, but i’d still do Klum.
i like sauerkraut.