Susan Boyle, We Get It, You Want Cock of the Day
So this 50 year old virgin who recently found fame is trying to take advantage of the paparazzi taking a sudden interest in her to let the world know that she’s ready to dust off her cunt and stick some lucky dick in it and by lucky dick, I mean the first one that comes her way, you know how it is, because not having sex is something you can seriously relate to.
Some porn producer needs to offer her a lot of money to do a sex tape, I’ve always wanted to see a bitch lose her virginity, I just always get stuck with the sluts/whores.
So here she is with her fly half down, doing have the work for you, all she needs is a fucking erection to jack her shit up. I am willing to volunteer my services, because I feel she won’t judge my shitty performance, she’ll just be happy to be there, at least until 6-8 weeks come around and she’s gotta deal with the aftermath of dirty cock and the lesson that everyone will learn is that just cuz you’re a virgin in menopause doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use condoms no matter how convincing I am when we’re about to fuck.
May 6th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
What a monster. It is no surprise that all remotely successful british men prefer to import their wives from Eastern Europe and Asia. British women do not age well.
May 7th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
everytime i see this beast i think i die a little inside
May 8th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I’d fuck this bitch over these other whores you keep posting about… at least she’s… interesting and doesn’t have nasty diseases festering in her vagina.