Audrina may be useless, but her tits aren’t. Here are some pictures of them holding up a dress for Mother’s Day and her birthday. I wonder what else they can do. I am thinking act as a pretty good punching bag that I’d like to take out all my rage on, hopefully leaving her passed out in the gutter, naked and crying, or maybe as a nice landing pad for my cum after I’m done hate fucking her. I know I have nothing really interesting to say about her, but that’s because there’s nothing interesting about her and all I’m left with is frustration about why I’m not Audrina Patridge and no matter how long I close my eyes wishing that I was, I always see the same disgusting reflection in the mirror. So if anything, maybe Audrina isn’t useless, because she’s succeeded at making me hate myself more than I already do. Happy Fucking Birthday, Cunt.

Here is the video of her and her fake tits…..

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3 Responses to “Audrina’s Fake Titties in a White Dress of the Day”

1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD Says:
   May 11th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

   I finally figured out why she is constantly looking upwards: she is looking to make sure there is a cell phone tower in close proximity so she can continue yapping on her precious cell phone without service interruptions. Either that, or she’s just a wonky-eyed slut with equally wonky tits….

2. cowbulls Says:
   May 13th, 2009 at 2:26 am

   Hot

3. Fight the bear! Says:
   May 18th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

   Fight the bear! Klick above if u dare to…

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