They Say Lindsay Lohan is Pregnant of the Day
They say Lindsay Lohan is 7 weeks pregnant and doesn’t know the father. I say, she finally got that cup of sperm I mailed her as a gift after hearing about the break-up and artificially inseminated herself and that’s why she’s doesn’t know who the father is because we haven’t met.
Despite strongly believing in ABORTING THE MISSION, I am willing to be a father to this single mother household. I guess I just asked Lohan to marry me. I can’t wait to hear from her people with their answer.
The truth is that I don’t believe she is pregnant and if she is it is some immaculate conception, Jesus Christ shit, because last time I checked, eating pussy doesn’t get you knocked the fuck up. So I guess that makes her some holy figure that the rest of you can start praying to, and I’ll jusy say “I told you so” because I’ve always known she was an angel.
I guess the real truth is that no one really knows what the truth is because celebrity is just a series of lies and cover-ups so I’m just posting this because I find the whole thing entertaining enough while sitting on my couch staring out the window at my Asian neighbor hanging her laundry to dry fantasizing about taking off those oversized panties she just hung up, with my teeth. My life is very simple….
Here is Lohan showing off her “baby bump” and by that I mean her hip bones and skinny goodness…
May 12th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
When one is a cum-bucket, sometimes one of the swimmers will get through.
Probably some monkey sperm, they are not great swimmers, but have great endurance.
May 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Who would be stupid enough to fuck her without wearing protection? That vag of hers probably has more viruses than a truckload of illegal Mexicans.
My Clue guess: Was it David Crosby in the library with the turkey baster?
May 12th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
It’s devently not from Samantha Ronson.
May 12th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
too skinny to have a period, I’d say
May 12th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
she’s fingered herself with a freshley spent rubber that she found in the trash and turned inside out
May 12th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
sad to say but this is high probable. Plus I can see a little pooch on her skinny bones.
May 13th, 2009 at 12:20 am
When will we see her on Maury DNA testing 10 guys?