I like to think of myself as a man of the world, a real globetrotter, a man who hasn’t left the comfort of my soiled couch for close to a decade, someone who’s idea of a vacation is when my wife goes to her doctor’s appointments, so the chances of me every witnessing the glorious beaches of Dubai and the hot skimpy outfits the bitches rock are slim to none, but again, I get to live vicariously through the internet and it’s glorious…..
