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Natalie Portman Flashes Some Ass of the Day

I never understood the appeal about this Natalie Portman slut. It seems like every geeky Jewish kid I ever meet find her to be the fuckin’ poster woman for their people or some shit. I always found her boring and these pictures claim that they are of her “dressed” like a geek for some movie she’s in, flashing her weird panty ass, but this is really how I always see this bitch when she pollutes my computer screen. Sure an awkward bitch is usually an easy lay, you know all crazy in bed from being so reserved in everyday life, until the asthma attack hits, but there’s really nothing hot in these pictures, but I have to post the pictures so I’m going to.

This one’s for Sean Penn…

5 Responses to “Natalie Portman Flashes Some Ass of the Day”

  1. HorneyLohanWanker Says:

    I lost interest in her after The Professional, she was 11, smoking and wanted to suck the last drop of man juice out of Leon. Whats not to love?

  2. Dustin Says:

    The only thing you have to do is stay brown and die.

  3. Free Larry Hoover! Says:

    I second HorneyLohanWanker’s comment;

    she had child molester appeal > check out ‘Beautiul Girls’.

    She had a pretty face when she was younger, her body was never much to look at.
    She got a sad booty.

    But time stops for no one, and she began her rapid transformation to Barbra Streisand, like all other zhiduvkehs.

    Then of thy beauty do I question make,
    That thou among the wastes of time must go,
    Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake
    And die as fast as they see others grow;

    This is a kaddish for her youth.
    Blessed be the name of God from everlasting even unto everlasting; for wisdom and might are His.

  4. nunya Says:

    now that she’s been tainted by sean’s dick i dont think i will ever jerk off to her again

  5. cowbulls Says:

    She looks like a teenage boy and thus the attraction for that bean loop Sean Penn. Sean is scum and should be in jail for treason with Jane Fonda.

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