Adriana Lima and Her Nipples of the Day
These pictures of Adriana Lima are doing the rounds and no one seems to know when they are from and I guess who really cares. They are Adriana Lima’s fucking nipples and she’s probably the hottest thing out of Victoria’s Secret since that bra and pantyset I bought myself for “halloween” last July. What used to make Lima even hotter than being hot was the fact that she was a good catholic virgin, unfortunately that fantasy’s been destroyed because she’s supposed to be married and pregnant, but that’s okay, because virginity just means blood, discomfort and bad sex. The only real good thing about virgins is that you can’t get Aids from them, unless they’ve had blood transfusions or done anal with faggots or blacks.
Speaking of Aids, I was talking to this girl the other night who asked me what my parents did, since I don’t have parents, I had to be creative about the lie, something I’ve been doing for a long time and I am good at, so I told her that my family invented the condom and I come from a long line of condom people and she made some comment about how I have no excuse but to have safe sex or something implying that I use condoms and I didn’t want to give her the wrong idea and think I was one of those prudes, because I’m not.
So I went on a rant about being a self-hating heir to the condom empire and everytime I fuck I make sure to not use condoms while screaming “Fuck you dad for ruining my life” like some kind of spoiled brat, only to proudly disply my herpes scab at Christmas fucking dinner so that he fucking knows.
She thought I was weird. So it may be a bad approach, but here’s Lima nipple to forget my story and move on with your life…
May 20th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
You’re a riot.
May 20th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’m sorry, she just doesn’t do it for me. She’s very attractive, but not at all sexy. And I think she’s little bit of a butter face.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
yeah she has a butter face
May 21st, 2009 at 8:40 am
she has a face?
May 21st, 2009 at 9:11 am
She has a DSL’s, so that is a big bonus…
May 21st, 2009 at 9:23 am
There is nothing to write about…just another lady there
May 21st, 2009 at 11:56 am
“The only real good thing about virgins is that you can’t get Aids from them, unless they’ve had blood transfusions or done anal with faggots or blacks.” Or she’s done drugs with shared needles or her mother had HIV or AIDS and did not take ARVs or her mother breast fed her.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
black people suck
May 21st, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I wish my wife did…
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:05 am
I’ll suck any dick I’m offered….just ask my Dad !!
May 23rd, 2009 at 2:46 am
butthole face is more like it. and her boobs arent very attractive either and she’s prob got loose lips if u get my meaning
May 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 am
I was hoping you meant Adriana from Sopranos :-/
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
You are the funniest bastard i have ever read.Love this site
May 28th, 2009 at 10:41 am
What nipples? There are none in sight. Rubbish – get a grip for Christ’s sake!
July 4th, 2009 at 3:13 am
I dressed my Basset Hound in the same getup and I’ll be damned if my basset hound wasn’t better looking, still a virgin too! With more pronounced nipples! Six of em!
July 5th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Real funny comment. Thanks!