The Kardashian’s Posing With Bikinis in their New Store of the Day

The Kardashians had to thicken the plot of their TV show, since it has the depth of a fuckin’ puddle, so they moved to Miami and opened up a store there. I think it would have done better if one of them was killed off or disappeared when flying a small plane over the Bermuda triangle, where the others go to find her, only to end up disappearing too, forcing whoever produces this to stop the fucking abuse.
I guess this is like some basic National Lampoon shit, get the bitches in another city, to pretend to run a store, only with less Chevy Chase and more Ed Hardy T-shirts because I drove down to Miami 5 or 6 years ago with a friend and that shit was on the next level of bottle service, Guido chachi motherfuckers throwing napkins drinking 20 dollar drinks, if not rockin’ Magnums of Goose, and can only assume it’s a hell of a lot worse now…
The whole thing is at the point of ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Khloe Kardashian holding up a bikini like she can actually pull it off in public, you know since she’s a fucking beast, not that you care and either do I. and I’m only posting it because Khloe is posing with a bikini and as disgusting as that is, it’s porn to me.




May 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
LOL
I haven’t done the “bottle” service thing in Miami in a while. Last time I went down there was with two of my guy friends. He brought his hot girlfriend, and she brought 6 of her pig friends… and they were all big pigs too. We ended up footing the bill for their fat asses in Prive. what a scam that bottle shit is.. although it is worth it when you have enough people….beats paying $20 for a captain and coke.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Does anyone even care about these fat retarded cunts and their “reality” show? If you do please do us a favour and kill yourself NOW.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
these two look like the perfect poster for not drinking and smoking during pregnancy
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
maybe they’ll get even more famous releasing an all black guy gangbang like there they’re black only loving sister..they should all be dead now
May 24th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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