Katy Perry Does Complex Magazine, Unfortunately of the Day
I think I have a keen eye to spot the imperfections in people. It’s kind of a curse because it makes appreciating a girl talking to me next to impossible, which is okay because girls generally don’t talk to me.
So unlike other men who see a half naked busty chick in lingerie doing a photoshoot, I see a busted faced, sloppy bodied, pig with a dumpy ass and double chin, who despite having been made up for hours upon hours before the shoot, looks like fucking shit.
I’d like to give Marc Ecko some shit for giving this whore a fuckin’ cover with his magazine, but then I remembered they are targeting white suburban kids by pretending they target black dudes, when we all know that black dudes are too busy being hood, rapping and gangbangin’ to care about buying magazines, but no matter how busy they are, they will always fuck white chicks, even if they look like Katy fuckin’ Perry and to back-up my theory, her on and off boyfriend is a black rapper, cuz all it takes for a black dude is white skin.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I would make a deposit in that bank. Well, maybe not quite in, you know, maybe on her face. But if she has been sucking nigger tube steak, who knows what jungle disease she might have, so on would probably have to be it.
May 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Ok, so sure, she’s a future fat girl (see mom pics), but right now… She’s smokin. Plus she has your friggin name tattooed on he wrist. What’s not to like?
May 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Yeah, I’d bang the bejesus outta KP. And to ‘HorneyLohanWanker’: she has def been sucking on ‘nigger tube steak’, as has your beloved Ms. Lohan. Deal with it, asshat.
May 26th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
this broad is ugly and has a shitty body….it matches her talent i guess!