Megan Fox Does a Photoshoot of the Day
I met my very own Megan Fox earlier today. She was this hot blonde chick who asked me for a lighter on the street randomly. I didn’t have a lighter because I don’t smoke, so I said no, but then I remembered I don’t change my pants and grabbed some matches the other week at a restaurant, so I called her back saying I had matches, only to realize that I didn’t. I apologized. She said I got her hopes up. I said “Yeah, I really fucked you” she walked away creeped the fuck out and I screamed after her saying “I’m going to write about this on Craiglist misconnections”. I am pretty sure she felt the love.
Here’s Megan Fox doing some photoshoot. My favorite part of it are her white pants because of the suspense that comes with wearing white pants – will she get a surprise period or not – only time will tell – amazing.
May 27th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
What sickness does this chick have that she has ugly tattoos all over her body? Now I’m not saying she’s not desirable and good looking.
But those tattoos show that she only has about 75% of her brains actually working. Fortunately, that’s enough to make her show off her tits and ass, so that’s all that matters, I guess.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
With all those stupid tattoos she must have daddy issues. Maybe i have a shot at fucking her.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:44 am
I love Megan Fox with all of my hand.
May 28th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
what the fuck is the problem with tatoo’s?
May 28th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Pizzahut, no problem with tattoos, but hers look like they were done in prison.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Silicone funbags – fake as the person wearing them…
May 29th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Why the fuck do her tits look so wonky?
May 30th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
she is doable but as soon as she opens her cum bucket i just want to back hand her.