Playboy is Desperate for Money of the Day
I guess Playboy is struggling and in efforts to keep their advertisers coming back – they decided to get two of their hookers to eat a Quiznos sub erotically in their lingerie. I guess they are hoping the power of media will make people who watch it, get hungry and run out to the closest Quiznos to re-enact this performance on their desk at work, until the boss has to fire them, because men in women’s lingerie, sucking off a sandwich is inappropriate office behavior.
The whole thing is shameless, obvious and I am posting it because some of you like to jerk off to women and food, when I try to avoid that shit, because food is what killed my wife or at least her sex appeal.
May 30th, 2009 at 11:17 am
i sink i just trook a dump im mi pants. thrats how rame this poop video reary iz. haerrraammph (plop and water splash)
May 30th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Those Twins Hef has are expensive and his daughter has put him on a strict allowance!
May 30th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
His preference for only blond bimbo girlfriends has now to come to an empass. This is my theory on why Playboy is tanking financially. Hef needs to be seen with variety in every other way.
June 1st, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Heheh, don’t you mean “impasse” ??
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
No Kelley I really mean empass – short for “empathetic passover”.
It’s a new word I just created. USE IT.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I mean it.
It’s the greatest thing since I first got caught masturbating. Only that I really wanted to get caught.
August 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
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