Lily Allen Tanning Topless of the Day
Making fun of Lily Allen’s lifeless tits is getting boring. We all know she was pregnant once, they filled with milk and then the baby was exterminated, whether it was intentional, you know at the abortion clinic or unintentional, you know after a night of hard drinking and cocaine use, leaving her tits unsure of what to do, so they slowly soured and deflated, because they were tricked into thinking they’d be of use, only to have that purpose ripped away from them.
I guess she’s found some other use for them, cuz here she is using them to distract us from her floppy gunt, or whatever the hell is going on where her womb once lived happily before being violated by the vacuum cleaner.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:53 am
She is sexy, I’d like to make sweet, sweet, sweaty love to her and then drink 30 or 40 beers in the afternoon and fuck her again
June 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
she’s got nice tits!
June 1st, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Ugly as only a British woman can be.
/vomits
June 1st, 2009 at 2:06 pm
She needs more cigarettes in all those pictures. MORE!
June 1st, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Love her dress, but for a celeb, her tits are too small for her frame & her belly is too big & we all know she has a wide-ish ass & non remarkable legs….its all kind of fug…She almost has the torso of a very chubby 9 year old boy…Not sexy at all. Those perky nips wont last long on her, so its good she is enjoying them now.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Oh wow, I need to go change my underwear after laughing too hard at this post. Lily needs to keep her mouth shut and her top on. And maybe, you know, exercise every once in a while.
June 1st, 2009 at 8:10 pm
what you’ve just written is disgusting and disgraceful
June 1st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Sorry, but she´s a normal non Hollyweird girl who doesn´t give a damn about exercising, starving or not enjoying life. I toast for her! I bet she gets more peen than you lot do.
June 1st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I agree w/ Lady Mab. How the hell is someone’s tits too small for their frame? Bitch, do you hear yourself? STFU sheep and go graze in the meadows lol! She looks fine. She doesn’t look unhealthy and most importantly, she looks HAPPY. If you stupid sheep too your head out your ass for a while and thought for yourself, you would realize being HAPPY is what life SHOULD be about.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Wow, the author of this post is not only stupid but very, very crude.
Lily Allen looks hot! Hellz yes those are some nice titties!!
June 1st, 2009 at 11:32 pm
she’s trying too hard, we’ve seen her tits, and shes just trying too hard to stay relevant.
sorry hun, you’re enough to screw in a drunken rage, but your attempts to stay relevent are silly to the rest of us.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 am
From a pimp’s point of view, she’s not top shelf product; I couldn’t sell her to business executives.
Dunno why some people think that being obese, drunk and a cokehead equals with enjoying life more than exercising is.
It only increases the risk of diabetes, cancer and several cardio-vascular illnesses later on in life.
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:35 am
“Dunno why some people think that being obese, drunk and a cokehead equals with enjoying life more than exercising is.”
Because obesem drunk and cokehead describes these people, too. They aren’t defending Lily Allen, but their own failure at life.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:19 am
lily allen is so not obese. she has a normal body. what the hell if wrong with you, “stan the flasher”.
it’s people like you that give girls body issues and eating disorders.
the writer of these posts and most of the people that comment on this site are fucked up misogynist, sexist dickheads.
what rock did you guys crawl out under from?
i’ve seriously never met people (especially guys) this rediculous.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
lol
Americans calling Lily ‘obese’.
Hysterical.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
oh my god !! this terrible, in brazil lilly allen out the beach
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“Americans calling Lily ‘obese’. Hysterical.”
haha lmao! The USA are really the country of contradictions!
Wtf is wrong with you people? You all talk as if being a celeb means looking like all those nasty Hollywood skanks that live for surgery are are just good at growing woods of dirty old men with breathing machines. Get a clue!
I can’t help but wonder what kind of comments we would see on such a website if someone published pictures of you sunbathing with your tiny weenie en l’air.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Hey, Lady Mab, everyone gets more peen than me ‘cos I was ABOOOOORTED. Dang, didn’t even get a chance to get me on the business end of some pedophilia
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
How the hell is someone’s tits too small for their frame? Bitch, do you hear yourself?
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Oh yeah & I hear your dumb ass too, loud & clear. Let me put it simply for you…Her body is out of proportion & she looks like an oompah loompah!!!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I always say , More than a mouth full is a waste
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
When I was younger, girls who were built like this wore shirts over there bathing suits.
She has no shame…
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:08 am
lily allen is a disgusting person. period. no there is nothing wrong with her boobs, but her gut is disgusting. there is nothing wrong with working out; she needs to start. overall, her attitude makes her more disgusting than she really is.
and how do you european people feel about paying for the family that is “too fat to work”? america at least makes their fat people feel bad by showing them anorexic bitches all the time and making them pay more when they fly on airplanes.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
you smell like anal wart splooge.
June 4th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again this whore is not only odd looking but she has a fucking wrecked body, maybe it’s the alcohol, drugs, junk food, smoking or abortions….but for a woman her age she is looking run down.
June 7th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Lily would be okay if she didn’t try too hard to be a public intellectual. Singing high school rhymes about drug legalization, hating the BNP and quasi-philosophical religious BS doesn’t make you a MENSA candidate, hate to say it, Ms. Allen.
It’s sad to watch “celebrities” like her act like anyone other than a few braindead teenagers care about what they have to say.
January 5th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
She´s perfect..