Leona Lewis and Her Cleavage of the Day
Leona Lewis is that girl who sings about sex on her period .
And like a virgin at the mall with buying Magic Cards with my buddies only to be destracted when a big titty girl and her friends walk by in their low cut shirts, I’ve just turned my site into a place that gets excited when a chubby singer shows off some cleavage, and that depresses me.
Nothing makes me feel more pathetic than when I do these desperate posts about cleavage because I have nothing else to talk about, because cleavage is about as PG as shit gets and if you have a capacity to get off to the shit, like I have the capacity to write about the shit, like it really is a fuckin’ big deal, you are as worthless as mine and we should kill ourselves in some kind of ritual that makes people think we were a cult, when really we were just sexually frustrated with lives that suck.
Girls rock cleavage every fucking day, as they fucking should, so noticing it isn’t really a big deal, we’re dudes, we’re supposed to, but making a big deal about the shit, like taking a picture or making a post, or even high fiving your loser friends with boners in your pants is just not cool.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I have a boner just by looking at Leona’s cleavage but then again I get hard by thumbing through a JC Penny catalog’s bra and panty section. So that makes me one of the most worthless shits on the planet which is fine by me. Has long as I have the least ability to jerk off to any woman’s image. That’s including Kathy Bates and Betty White; fuck I’ll even throw Yoko Ono into the mix.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
God, you are such a dickhead.
I’d be very interested to know if you are indeed the fat lonely fuck you come across as, or if it’s all an act.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Jesus speaks the truth! He is that lonely and fat. Well actually he’s not that lonely since he is married and the local strippers seem to like him. But he is fat.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I like her clevage and her smile, I would like to smell of her
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
How do you know?
I find it hard to comprehend that such a gross person actually exists.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
ugly half breed
June 4th, 2009 at 8:17 am
LOL WHUT.
Us mongrels are more attractive and more intelligent than the ‘pure’ breeds. Get your yourself tested – everyone is a mix of something.
June 4th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
ewwww shes so ugly