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Paris Hilton in Some Obnoxious Poses of the Day

Paris Hilton keeps up her bullshit behavior while posing like a cunt promoting her shitty fucking show. The real issue isn’t so much why Paris is in the limelight, or why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her but why executives are giving her TV shows and why people like David Letterman and The View are inviting her in for a fucking interview, like she has anything to say or offer the fuckin’ world, or like we have any interest in hearing her speak, but maybe you have an interest in seeing her titties squeezed into a dress, so here are those pics, while I got cleanse my fuckin’ soul through meditation and drinking to deal with the fact that I lowered myself to post on Paris Hilton, the one person I didn’t want to post on today. Or any day. But did it anyway. I suck at life.

5 Responses to “Paris Hilton in Some Obnoxious Poses of the Day”

  1. HorneyLohanWanker Says:

    She needs more cock up her ass, and that is becasue we would not want to take the chance of it breeding.

  2. Sophie Says:

    Hang on a minute, I thought you liked skinny skanky whores, no?

    HLW: Wow, you actually said something sensible! She is the posterchild for mass sterilisation if ever I saw one.

  3. jmix Says:

    Dear Mr.DrunkenStepfather,I didn’t think it could be done,however,you’ve managed to lower the standards of even this site by posting The Hilton Heiress Ho,if you want to burn our eyes out at least have her naked with 3 or 4 dicks in her.I’m sure those pics are out there,and that would be a good job for you to find them!!jmix

  4. Billdozer Says:

    Is that black dude kicking her out? I think he is because she smells like the catch of the day and making everyone in the room sick

  5. Bob Smith Says:

    The miles have kinda piled up on this gal. She’s starting to look old.

    Reminds me of the kind of mileage Lohan has on her, although not as bad. If Lohan was a car, she’d be a 3 year old model with 200,000 miles on it.

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