Kristin Cavallari Does the Heather Graham of the Day
I guess this is a popular dress this season, not because Heather Graham wore it yesterday, but because I am wearing it right now, I mean at least a variation of it, in the form of a pair of ratty ass boxers I bought at the salvation army for a quarter that have seen better days, but still give me the reassurance that I'm not as ghetto as the other homeless dudes I know who can't even afford underwear, and rock nothing but a thick layer of filth between their piss soaked pants and their rotting genitals....
I liked my Heather Graham date victim angle better than this Kristin Cavallari shit, but give me a fuckin' break motherfuckers, I have limited things to work with when a shitty fake-reality TV robot is busting out of some other actor's dress. If anything, it just confuses me.
June 10th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
That dress is unbelievably skanky.
She might as well go naked to be honest.
June 10th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Dressing skanky is a real turn on. I see no lines drawn between that and dressing sexy.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
This bitch is full on suburbia mall life wrecker cunt. They dress the part, then call the cops the next morning saying it was non-consensual as an excuse to their parents for staying out all night. Other than staring at her in the library as she plays with her hair and slips on and off her flip flops, I would pass on bitches like this.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
After looking at that dress a little closer, I realized it’s not ripped, it has flesh colored inserts. The tan from her legs to the dress gives it away.
June 10th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
What a cheap whore, even by whore standards. She borrowed the dress from Heather Graham.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Heather Graham look one million times better — and I’m probably misunderestimating that.