Alicia Douvall and Her Nutty Tits of the Day

Some really fat chick who was wearing a push-up bra to counterbalance her gut, I know this shit because I watch the Oprah bikinis for everyboday episode as often as I can, just said hi to me when I was taking my dog outside to take a little pee, cuz I am tired of him pissing on my pillow while I am sleeping, I figure breathing that shit in isn’t good for me, and I got really spooked, not so much because of the way this monster, her cleavage looked, or even from the obvious fear and suffering both the shorts she squeezed into and the kid she was holding hands with had on their faces, but because people are so self absorbed these days and so paranoid, they just don’t say hi to strangers, unless they are yachting or on the Golf course so that you can be certain you are dealing with someone in your class bracket, but randomly on the street just doesn’t happen, unless of course you’re dealing with a fat chick lookin’ for a husband to take care of her and her baggage and I’m already playin’ that game and it sucks.
Sure, that has nothing to do with Ailicia Douvall, but bitch is like a stranger to me, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but now that I’ve seen her stupid tits, I’d like to say hi and for some reason I regret no hitting up a stripclub last night.
Here are the pics, today is about to start.


June 12th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
The low self-esteem is pouring out of her eyes which means any guy could get her. Tell her that she’s dumb and ugly and you will have her in the palm of your hand for as long as you choose to stick your cock in her hatchet wound
June 13th, 2009 at 5:47 am
Another bad boob job, yeah. But I could see doing her.
June 13th, 2009 at 10:07 am
This fucking bitch is full of botox and silicon. Here eyes, titts, ass and face are faked. Just white trash!
June 13th, 2009 at 11:14 am
That is the longest, most confusing, badly written run sentence ever written. I don’t even know what it means. But the girl in the picture is attractive.
June 13th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Poor thing needs a good friend to cry on…Check me out I need a good friend to help out…
Support our US Air Force and National Guard Troops helping protect our America~~!!
June 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
We already support the armed forces by paying taxes…
I’d do her, too.
June 14th, 2009 at 12:03 am
OMG LEARN TO USE A FREAKING PERIOD. AND YES I AM USING CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I AM YELLING AT YOU. YOU ARE A MORON. HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO COME BACK TO YOUR WEBSITE AND READ YOUR CRAPPY COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY LOOK TONS BETTER THAN YOU, IF THEY CAN’T GET PAST THE FIRST FEW WORDS OF A HORRIBLY WRITTEN SENTENCE!!
June 14th, 2009 at 11:57 am
(rolling eyes)
Yeah, she REALLY looks fat. And you REALLY looked like the kind of guy that 90% of the women on this site would have consensual sex with in that magazine article.
oh, and Hugh Jackman is REALLY a mutant, There are REALLY giant robots in disguise working with the government, New York REALLY got flattened by an albino alien bug, ect…….
June 14th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
no self respecting fat chick would ever fuck you.
June 14th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
she looks like a broke down barbie doll, you know the generic shit you buy at the 99 cent store.