Dakota Fanning is Going Through a Pretty Serious Awkward Phase of the Day
Here is 15 year old Dakota Fanning lookin’ pretty strange.
This is the reason why you should not choose your mail order wife out of a catalog when she is 6 to reserve her to be yours 12 years down the line, on some layaway shit, because you’re a hurtback, because what looks like it has potential at a young age can turn the fuck around on you and end up growing up into some kind of monster. It’s like when you see those fat chicks from your past lookin’ all amazing now, making you regret making fun of her, because maybe you’d have a chance, because you have no spine and don’t stand by your bullying, where as I like to ask them for money for being a pivotal person in influencing their new more beautiful life, because without my teasing, they would have thought shit was ok and would have been stagnant, so in a lot of ways, I’m a fucking guardian angel to these cunts, and that’s why they should suck my fucking dick right there in the middle of the high school reunion while their husbands watch.
On the positive side of things, good thing she worked when she was marketable, I mean she’s probably set for life and if her parents didn’t jump on that shit, she’d probably be working the cash at her local Wal Mart or some shit. I guess it’s one of those take the opportunity when it knocks, otherwise it may never come around here no more.
June 12th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
too many words, bro
June 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Dakota is a green mango, a few more years and she’ll be nice and tasty, but now; hell now she’s still sour and shit.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I can’t think of her as anything but a whiny bitch who I would like to beat to death.
None of you have seen War of the Worlds?
June 12th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
And she’s going to play Cherie Curie?!! So WRONG!
June 12th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
she looks okay…she is growing up and shit…give the girl a break assholes.
June 12th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
yeah she’s okay. wayyyy over the hill if you ask me.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I’ve never laughed at the commentary on this site. Too long, unfunny.
As for Dakota. She looks fine. She’s 15 after all.
I don’t understand why this site exists.
There are much better and funnier blogs out there.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
then you can take your ass to those blogs and stfu max
June 13th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Dude, 99% of the time I agree with your commentary because 99% of the time you’re sissing some fake tanned biartch with collagened lips and inflated tits wearing too much makeup.
Then you go to town on a beautiful, natural and talented young girl like Dakota? Whaddya want, a mini Mariah Carey? Oh wait, you probably want her to dress you in a diaper and make pee-pee in your spaghetti-Os
She’s 15, she’s beautiful now and she’s only gonna get more so. Cut her some slack, man – at least until she goes Hollywood and gets a boob job.
June 13th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Make fun of the shows, sure, but you realize somebody (probably a gay guy who hates women) designed those shoes, and that person was over 21, so that would be interesting to call them out on it.
June 13th, 2009 at 5:53 am
Jew boy “Jesus” — lay off the cute gentile girl. Your girly man smack down on a fifteen year old is crossing da line.
June 13th, 2009 at 7:36 am
15 year old thai girls are over the hill and so is this cunt.
But they give stunning, absolutely stunning, blowjobs.
June 13th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
She’s lovely, not awkward, but she really shouldn’t be wearing those shoes.
They are totally not suitable for a 15 year old.
June 14th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
She does not seem to be awkward.