Fergie is Topless in Allure Magazine of the Day
Fergie is showing off the amazing power of Photoshop while topless in Allure.
I hate photoshop, because with online courses, fat and ugly chicks can trick me. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was talking to some girl on facebook because I got nothing else going for me and she told me she was a model. I went through her pictures and bitch looked pretty fucking good, I didn’t agree to meet her, cuz I hate internet pussy the most, but I did find out what bar she was at and pulled a little creeper move on her to see what I was actually dealing with because I knew it was too good to be true, she was just too eager to be hot and it turned out it was cuz bitch had one of those port stain birthmarks on half her face and looked like she was the Phantom of the Opera all the time, something she was pretty good at erasing in post production.
Not that it matters, I’m still gonna fuck her, but that’s just because I like port after every meal, it makes me feel luxurious and Portuguese.
Here’s Fergie.
Here’s some pictures of Fergie a little less boring, a little less photoshopped and a lot more rough around the fuckin’ edges.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Bitch looks kinda manly. Maybe that’s why I want to fuck her in the ass.
June 16th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Some folks are painfully confused about the meaning of “topless.” Here’s a clue. It’s not enough that the woman be, in fact, not wearing a top; it’s a further requirement that her breasts not be covered with something else, like hands, hair, or a sandwich board.
Cripes, she might as well be wearing a suit of armor.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Some folks are painfully confused about the meaning of “topless.” Here’s a clue. It’s not enough that the woman be, in fact, not wearing a top; it’s a further requirement that her breasts not be covered with something else, like hands, hair, or a sandwich board.
Cripes, she might as well be wearing a suit of armor.
June 17th, 2009 at 12:58 am
That’s still a man , Baby!!!!
- As Austin Powers would say.
Can u say BUTTERFACE??!?